To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

jess you haven't answered my question: what is a lone parent advisor? are they all men? I need to know if I'm missing out and if I am where to get one

Well then you will enjoy Maestra as much as i did.

Nothing is remotely straight around me

My name was changed for Christmas a couple of years ago and then never changed back!

Vanilla I think you are most certainly in the right and the PO bint is BU

Heeeelllloooo all scons baked and jammed wiill be creamed later. Gran said may as well do some to sell at the Ship as aell and make a few shillings as the Ship do teas. I think we made 120 altogether but if we make a few quid it's worth it.

Gah I won't be joining you tonight..realised at 4pm I'm on a night shift! Gutted.

doofus what do you do on the nightshift?

Are you a nurse Doofus?

Jess WTF is a lone parent advisor? I wasn't offered one so I'm writing a complaint.

I have just realised that I named dds bath pampering exquisite moisturising bath lotion " octane. "
Will this be the same as car fuel? Car fuel is marginally cheaper

I am a nurse...in A&E....just got here and it's in chaos (as is normal now) oh well, at least it'll go quick!

Is it really called octane?! I'd be interested to smell it

Ha its l' occitane but probably made from duck shit and lard like all the other cosmetics

for you being an a&e nurse.

AGL how are you young fella me laddo ?

I'm good Portia, Thankyou :)

Sat with a DVD and a pizza :)

Sounds about right AGL hope the dvd is of suitable content

It's Doctor Who

Lesbian Vampire Killers outshines Dr Who.

Loccitane is spook expensive! My MIL used to buy it for me from QVC. Well, only the once.

I'm in a bit of a shitty mood.

Why Vanilla ??

Wasp sting, jobs worth woman in post office and then..... swimming pool
...

Two women insist on swimming together in pairs very slowly whilst having a lovely chat, but they only swim half a length before they turn round and swim back. They're taking up an entire quarter of the swimming pool but look very affronted when we try and swim round then. I try and time it so that I miss them, but one of them was half an hour late so we were in together at the same time.

And now I've drunkngin and I've got a headache.

Oh dear, those wasps are sripey bastards that need exterminating.
Post Office woman needs stamping out
Swimming pool women need banning from pool and made to do life guard training. Wouldn't be able to chat then as breath would be held. Stupid harpies
Gran and I have been sconning but I'm sick of scons. I see scons as part of my erotic dreams or maybe its the clotted cream not sure really ?

I need cheering up fwends

I'm so uncomfortable