To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Ah xmas - I had a teacher home visit when DD started Reception. I think they do help to understand "the whole child" .

Thought you were talking to yourself then

AGL who and why?

Hi I'm new to these threads. What is this all about?

As long as you don't have to show them your whole house, Vanilla.

We're still trying to find out, nameless... Any extra help gratefully received.

Blue You were talking to Xmas but you have Xmas in your username

Hello nameless

These threads don't exist because no one posts in them. And even if they did no one would reply.

But casting aside existentialism, we chat, hug and support each other. So come on in, tell us your star sign and who is your favourite celeb crush (but not Aidan Turner because he is already spoken for) and chill with your favourite liquid.

And, most importantly, tell us how you pronounce "scone"!

AGL you'll support me in this. DD felt that post office bint lady overreacted "slightly" and that I wasn't "that" shouty. So in Teenspeke, that translates to me being Ice Queen and post office bint lady being a veritable harpy. Yes???

Yes, Vanilla

Good boy, I knew I could count on you!

Blue You were talking to Xmas but you have Xmas in your username grin

Oh. That makes sense now. No Xmas is XmasFairy aka CC

Plus I'm blue and always will be, just like a smurf

It's Friday!!!!

🎉🎊🍸🍺🍷🍹☕🍵🍼🍴🍨🍧🍦🍰🍪🍕🍜🍇🌞🌝💐

Ive finished Maestra. WOW When this book came out there was hype about the explicit sex in it. But there is a lot of graphic violence as well. Ive read it over the last week. The lead character turns into a bloody psycho.

The film rights have been bought by the same woman behind the female Ghostbusters reboot.

If it gets made into a film it will be interesting to see how it compares to the book.

Oooh Helena is it worth downloading onto my kindle?

🎶Let's talk about sex baby🎶

I've eaten the smoked salmon and sweet treats I bought for wine and cheese baby mama night in 😂😂🐷🐷

I sort of like Mike.

I'm not sure if he was deliberately doing innuendo, or whether it's my filthy mind. I twirled my hair a lot.

Mike?

Yes Vanilla.

And it ended on a bit of a cliffhanger.

There is going to be a second book. I heard its a trilogy.

Romance it aint which in some ways is a refreshing change.

Xmas True friends won't mind. much

I just want weirdness in a book. RL is too straight laced for me right now.