To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

I'm preparing for teacher visit inquisition shortly.

Pop a scon or 2 or 13 on a pigeon and send my way portia perleeeease!

Oh, poor you, Xmas! I never had any of them. thank god

doofus what shite is being sold?
xmas amazon drones are hired to deliver scons as soon as they are ready

Mazing portia

Send to - Xmasfairy, somewhere further north, but not too far north, happy land. U.K.

Will do

Grans cat cannot cope so has found a herbal remedy

Gold! Always believe in your soullll

You're indestructible.... etc.

Doofus How dare you. I am from the most under-rated town in the Duchy.

Oooooow wow wow wow sow wow ow or.

I have been stung by an an enormous wasp and now I don't feel to good.

Heart racing, bit dizzy

😵😵

Oooo which one jess?

portia it's chocolate in a glass....that's the long and short of it but it's awful and she wants £6 for, basically, a wispa in a glass!!

Oh, horrible, Vanilla - wasp stings are so painful! I have'nt had one for years but still remember the pain. Did you just put your hand on it accidentally? I keep finding them, lying around the house, half-dead but still able to sting! It's always the same st this time of year, when they're dying off.

vanilla Ouch! Hate the fuckers! Shouldn't they be hibernating? It's September.

doofus the one which is a type of icy rain....

No but I can't bleddy find it now

I had a wasp yesterday but it was very dozy, almost like it just couldn't be arsed with me.

They're just lulling you into a false state of security, Doofus.

Off for an appointment with Mike, my 'lone parent advisor'. Am going to flirt shamelessly...

PBD #3

I would look good in this!!

Lovely colour of green!

You're incorrigible, Jess!

Morning!

jess what is a lone parent advisor and are they all men? Feel like I'm missing out

jet that one is a bit to dark, so is more inferior blue than pretty blue I'm afraid.

AGL you'll have to sort your sleeping hours out soon or you will miss all your lectures!

Xmas hope teachers visit went OK.

Thought you were talking to yourself then

It went ok thanks blue DD was hyper. Very hyper. But at least she didn't run away and hide like some have apparently!!!

I hate wasps. Anything that flies needs to leave.

not very quiet night in with the baby group mamas tonight for wine and cheese!!

Hello - I'm back. I was hanging out some washing and felt the sting and then I saw the little bastard on my thumb. Feel OK but then I had an altercation with the post office lady who said that I wasn't listening to her, that I should calm down and that I was being rude. All I said was "I need to get this passport application off today by whatever means, however much it costs!" And that's me being rude and hysterical, is it? So I flounced out and went to my village post office where he processed the transaction in 30 seconds with a SMILE. Bitch.