To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Vanilla Were you serious about making that sushi cake? Remember, you've stopped eating seafood so you could give it to us?

Vanilla aww that's so sweet of him but he's probably old enough to be my grandad far too old for me

better the exercise will definitely help in my plan to be pretty and have a great figure once more.

Um better - um.... i don't think I'll be able to make the sushi cake. I know my limits

C25K week 3 day 1 DONE!

Dying on sofa

vanilla. Eamonn looks utterly shit-faced!

My hat was black, jumper is black and red and I appear to have these weird things growing out of my hands....nothing to worry about I'm sure.

Jess Eaton is a shit face and they should never let that man near the sensitive subjects of the show.

Who what now? Doofus

I meant Eamonn...my phone and I are falling out today.

doofus. (grabs coffee and crucifix)

You can't kill me. I'm a book-loving virgin. (one of which is true).

Waa-ha-ha it'll take more than your coffee to defeat me (unless it has hazelnut syrup in it, then I'm like putty in your hands)

jessmas some how I don't think you're a virgin as you have a DS. Or are you like Jane the Virgin on E4?

doofus. (buys hazelnut syrup). Have you considered getting a manicure?

blue. I suppose you're right. I sometimes get enforced celibacy and virginity confused. I just don't want to have a showdown with Mr Kruger. I understand he has 'issues' but I really think he needs some anger management counselling before we can ever be friends.

Candy Man.

Go on. Do it.

My father and my DD's recently retired Headmaster both live in Truro (but not together, I hasten to add). I should introduce them to Portia.

vanilla. Have you ever done the Candyman thing?!

I know it's only a movie.

But I Just. Can't. Do. It.

DP has offered both McDonald's and subway. And I turned them both down.

For my salad.....

I don't even recognise myself!!!

Xmas

Well done!

Is this your pretty blue dress?

Jet whilst that's pretty its not betters my one.

Maybe you could have a wardrobe full of pbd... PBD

My dress was the one you found on the thread where we were planning Being's Halloween wedding, jet. Can't remember which number of thread. It was a slightly brighter blue. and so was divine with my colouring

Hi you ladies
Just having a coffee and food in costalot coffee
Bought dds octane bath stuff and was given free samples of slap from Debbos

I will have to drive back quickly as Gran is very unamused with moi. I had forgotten about scon baking day, accidently obviously.
Any how Mum has gone to Santorini so therefore all the scons for changeover day are left to Gran dd and myself.
So I am instructed by Gran to get back to Porthsomewhere double bloody quick sharp to do scons.
Harumph

Anymore invasions??

What is going on with everyone??

How's the spreadsheet going ??

Maybe you could have a wardrobe full of pbd... PBD

A fantastic idea jet. I'll add it to my collection then.

Portia I'm just flicking through Facebook whilst awaiting the release of my ds and there is "fb shite selling" gold on there! Hope it's not a friend of yours but it's appalling....wish I could link!

Who else is from the golden land here? I feel like I'm picking on portia and leaving others out as I don't know