To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Xmas that is bloody freaky. Can't get over the price. Down south prices are extortionate. Its got a porn room and a murders room ffs!!!

So - all mod cons!

Plus I am deeply insulted.

You wouldn't have to go to the trouble of installing a porn room or a murders room! It's ready to move into.

Well, at least you're appropriately dressed for flouncing in my that long blue dress, Blue!.

Where is this post about blue house?! A Freddie room? Freddie doesn't need a room. He can get through letter boxes and telephones.

(sings) "One two, Freddie's coming for you,
Three, four, better lock your door,
Five, six, get your crucifix,
Seven, eight, have to stay up late,
Nine, ten, never sleep again"

DS loves this lullaby.

Are we talking about the same Freddie?

Xmas has posted a link to it, Jess. So far, Blue has neither confirmed nor denied occupancy.

Aha. Thank you better.

Blue. It has potential (desperate attempt at diplomacy)

Photo Nine is.....(lost for words)

The only thing I'd be concerned about is how recently the patio was laid.

what the fuckity fuck? That is TERRIFYING

better I definitely do not live there, nor would I ever.

I'm located somewhere near the middle of UK. I live in a large 3bed detatched in a very naice area. I'm moving less than two miles away to a average 3bed semi in a nice area.

I have never had a porn room or murders room. I have only had an ordinary kitchen, ordinary lounge/diner, ordinary w/c and bathrooms and very ordinary bedrooms. I do not have even one wall that is any colour other than magnolia. I do not keep a wheelie bin in the house. There is zero resemblance between that house and my current or new one.

Is that enough of a statement for you, better? It better be

and yes your my dress is perfect for flouncing. I love it.

You're definitely protesting too much, Blue! I think we can safely conclude that Blue is the proud owner of one of the rooms in that house. But which one?!?!

People on that other thread are asking why the estate agent would even put the pic of the murders room on. I reckon its because they've had other viewers run screaming from the house when they see it. I mean can you imagine going to view a house and being shown a room like that?!?!

better I can't win.

And I'd be grateful if you'd keep my blue dress off the floor of that house, please, until I can pop round and reclaim it.

Am distracted by 'porn room'.

What would it have (apart from a widescreen TV and a hefty magazine rack)?

Not so interested in the 'murder' room. Although I suppose ex could stay in it (dons stripey jumper and hat)

Would that really put people off though? Surely it's just cosmetic and can be ripped out when you move in?

jessmas love the name! Porn room is the one with the black sex bed.

The only thing I'd be concerned about is how recently the patio was laid.

doofus its more what you might find buried under the patio.....

Plus who might come knocking on the door thinking the porn room is still there

Do you think the people in the other bedsits know about porn room and murders room?

doofus. What sort of hat were you wearing (nervous)?

Could you describe your jumper? (runs to get caffeine)

Blue - That man from This Morning has dressed up especially for you. Awwwwwwww.

I see this is going to be a day of flouncing and deflouncing for you, Blue! I suppose it's good exercise