To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

My nails look awful

Maybe isn't the way forward if you've been tested for diabetes
So..... diabetic and a hug!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/teenagers/2727339-Any-advice-on-getting-17-yr-old-up-please
He he he

Why are you getting the test, AGL? Were you drinking a lot of water/getting up at night to go to the loo?

portia my nails are buggered because DS is constantly getting me to pick apart tiny pieces of Lego!

AGL. Well done for going, I hate blood tests - they make me woozy.

cc you look fab, especially for school run. sometimes I forget to even brush my hair

I was a bit disappointed with your answers there, to be honest, Portia. I was expecting something more along the lines of: have noisy, prolonged sex with your famous live in lover in the shower first thing in the morning and embarrass your seventeen-year-old into getting up...

jess you need a Lego tool! Don't do it with your nails

AGL hope your blood test shows no problems.

Better good suggestion, I may just use that after my shenanigans

blue. Can you actually buy Lego tools?

Someone seriously needs to write a book about less obviously but entirely practical parenting tips.

jess don't judge barbie too soon. At DS first school (nursery class before we moved), barbie was the nicest person.

Ha Better tis done thanks for the idea

blue. She is lovely, I think we could get along. She has very similar sense of humour as me and also terribly anxious about her DS. I'm more worried about the fact that if we do become friends, I will look terrible in every shared photograph (thinking too far ahead).

The word 'immaculate' doesn't do her justice!

jess if you buy any real Lego set now (even just a little car set), it will come with an orange tool for seperaring pieces

Blue you need a condom if the tool is orange, can't be too careful !!

Portia . I wouldn't go near a tool like that if it was orange, condom or not.

Checking in and checking out again

vanilla how were the mumzillas?

Xmas choc in tesco, time to name change 🎄🎄🎄

🎄🎄🎄 carbcraver in xmas disguise 🎄🎄🎄

Done. The woman said it must have been a mistake by the key worker but they will fix it for me.

Glad for you, being.

While other people may look after your children for a while, Mummies are irreplaceable. Not something I talk about in RL much (obviously some people know) but my DS was in foster care (with the most amazing foster mother ever) for six months, while I did rehab.

It as changed nothing. He doesn't remember, or even recognise her. I am his, and he is mine.

being I'm glad its sorted and I doubt they'll ever forget again, as it was an embarrassing error to make.

CC fairy you don't show up as OP in your Xmas disguise.