To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

I can think of far worse adjectives for him but that seems a fair description!

Helena We are either too big ir too small. I've oveheard a woman saying I was a stick insect. Daft bat calling names when she has no idea what someone is going through.
Going back to Gran she once said to me if people name call tell them
You are not qualified to criticise me unless you are perfect yourself and you most certainly do not fit into that category
Mistress of the put down is Gran and that sentence works because people have to stop and think about it. Grans not known for being shy

being . If your Mum is a fab Grandmother and you are OBVIOUSLY a lovely and super caring Mum - your DD is very lucky. I agree with others - a quick call to nursery to say all communication is to be addressed to you/DP - regardless of who may drop off/collect DD.

Is your DD about 2? - so she won't even remember living with your parents by the time you move out. Maybe try and remember that when they are driving you a bit batshit!.

Morning all!. I do like willy shaped bread

I'm still up! Morning everyone!

Morning all!

That does make me feel a bit better Peach. My mum and dad are amazing grandparents. I can't fault them for that but DP's aunt's comment felt like a kick in the teeth.

(((Squishy hugs))) for you Being

Morning!

Today is my first school run of the term. (DP does Mon-Wed)

Not looking forward to it. Can't be arsed with playground small talk. Also can't be arsed to get out of bed

Now my bladder is making me get up

Good morning!

Thank you AGL. I'll let you all know how it goes.

Shall I update you on my blood test and uni induction?

I think you win the prize for being the most hilarious poster on this thread, Portia!

Of course AGL! As your family, we care very much about everything you do.

Awwwwww, my first family

And we will always be here!

An hour and 15 til the blood test! YAY not

Thanks guys :)

You are not qualified to criticise me unless you are perfect yourself and you most certainly do not fit into that category

That's brilliant. Your gran is a genius! If only she was interested in the interweb, she'd put even the best keyboard warrior in their place.

PortiaGran vs MNHQ.

Hope the school run goes ok for you today, Vanilla. Mind you, that diamond-studded Land Rover should definitely make a difference.

Morning all....

My alarm is buggered. I put it on snooze about thirty a couple of times, and now it keeps going off. I can't turn it off.. Worst of all, it's the 'Hi Ho' song from Snow White.

I just want it to stop.

Hahahaha jess

The alarm? Or the world, Jess?

Off for blood test!

carb. Just what I wanted to see, thank you (head does a 360 degrees turn)

better. The world would be nice right now... If only you could press 'snooze' on life.....

Something may about to get broken.