To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

at Jess!!!

Portia I took the video on my phone. I may have to download it to my laptop and put it up via that device. The video isn't showing on my phone but I know it's there!!

vanilla 1 syn - maximum.

Definitely go with the diamonds on car idea from Jess. If too short notice then I am sure sapphires would suffice, but not topaz.

We are getting hall, stairs and landing completely redecorated - I am pathetically excited.

umbongo - this time last year I was also fat and hot - much empathy. Sadly I didn't enjoy pregnancy one iota. Your scrumdiddlyumptious baby will be here before you know it so hang on in there. .

Cor, half way!! Do you think we'll era be stopped from starting another thread?

Vanilla I think you'll have to ask your teen what to do because I'm not sure. My teen has gone to her boyfs as he's helping her with school stuff apparently

peach thank you! I hate everything about being pregnant. I don't know why I've put myself through it again.

Why would they, Vanilla? We ain't harming no one! (Not even Noone)

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I actually loved being pregnant. I wish I had my baby bump back again. I have never felt more comfortable with my body than when I had my bump.

Oh jeez if I have another would you be my surrogate?

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Being you are a stunner.

I loved the middle three months. And actually, the seventh and eighth month too. Even though I was the size of an elephant.

Hope school went ok today Jess and others.

I hated being pregnant, but I did have a disadvantage !

Another one here who fucking hated pregnancy. And the messy aftermath. No-one tells you about that when you're preggars....

Helena. We got there. Was a bit panicky, but we made it. Only another twelve years to go!

Anyone watching Bake Off at eight?

Prefer the Ship !

Trust you!

There might be scons... No, actually it's bread night.

I would Umbungo, but I wouldn't be able to give the baby back. Apart from when it's refusing to sleep I was in pain post birth for at least two months. Had to learn to put my socks and knickers on without bending anything. And I had to go back to hospital for nearly a week after DD was born because of really bad mastitis. Definitely missed being pregnant with my only issue being low iron story of my life

As I was saying
www.westbriton.co.uk/tills-ring-across-cornwall-as-so-called-poldark-effect-boosts-booking-by-the-hour/story-29694329-detail/story.html

Better scons are not made by bake off they are made by Gran and Mum

portia. booking by the hour

Is this the pop-up brothel again?!

Being that sounds awful.
I was only in the hospital for 6 or 7 hours. That was enough for me