To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

Better DD1 went back today and DD2 starts on Friday. Not sure how I will feel but my current plan is to come home from school run and lie on my bed reading for the rest of the day

Better I've had to alter DD's routine so I don't need to wake her up. Now she wakes just before we need to go get her brother.

Jess & being I said they'd be fine. You'll both feel much better tomorrow no doubt.

jet sounds heavenly

Excellent plan, jet! let us know if it works

And I will probably eat fudge and choc until I feel sick!!!!!!!!

A woman has parked her gold land range rover next to me. White is obviously too common!

Pffft are you serious Vanilla??

Rock up tomorrow on a Penny Farthing

jet you're making me envious. At least I do get some free time now, when DS is at school and DD naps.

vanilla gold coloured? As long as its not gold plated like on that stuck up TV program I saw, a few weeks back.

Gold?! That's just....

Tommorrow, it'll be a coach and four white horses.

Glad school run went better today vanilla - quite bizarre it took a change of car . Maybe you drive better in that one? .

Hope all the littles got on well with school/nursery today.

jess black horses would look more opulent I think!. Saying that I did have a goldy coloured little Alfa Romeo once....I thought it looked quite nice?! .

better managing that sort of stuff maybe a key reason as to why I stick at 1 child!.

peach. You're right of course. White could be misconstrued as a bit 'Chardonnay et al'.

I honestly think I'd be useless with more than one DC. I'm working on his shoebox thing. I've glued some photos and shells on the lid. It looks shit.

AGL. Your ad thread is very amusing!

Derek posted on my thread.

It is isn't it Jess

AGL. (whispers) Isn't she...... Mumsnet royalty?

Along with Worraliberty!

Although I've talked to her on a thread before and was ignored :(

I have spoken to both AnyFucker and DrSeth on threads.

I win.

Derek is funny. You've got to be careful of Worra.

We're going to turn into royalty. We're the Royle Family, most definitely.

How many Slimming World syns is half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Phish Food ice cream? Asking for a friend.

It was gold coloured but the truck is about 25ft long and 3 miles high so it stands out a bit.

DH used to have an Alpha which he loved. I'm sure a gold one would look adorable!

Hello I am very royal I am a perfect princess I drive a four wheeled fucked up ford focus from Fred's dodgy second hand dealership in Fore Street FGS. I don't use the Ferrari any longer as there is a foreign body on the passenger seat
AIBU?

vanilla. We are the children of the revolution. When we overthrow them, you shall have the crown. I'll settle for a tiara (possibly a fascinator).

Can you encrust your car with diamonds tonight? Might be a bit fiddly, but worth it.

I think I have been told off by all of those posters!

If we're the Royle family, then Portia is definitely Denise and her Gran is Nana.

Better Who is Dave?
Vanilla Were my insructions clear because I do not see a video?
Umbongo Take no notice of people who tell you off , they're just fonts on a page
I am the only Royal person as my Gran is Queen of Cornwall who visits the Ship Inn frequently