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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

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carbcraver · 06/09/2016 16:36

Off to my DMs for tea!! She feeds us once a week!!

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 06/09/2016 16:38

Your poor DS. Hope you survived the momzillas.

What happened at the pool party?

RedMerida · 06/09/2016 17:02

AGL
Beware that some cats are little bastards. Simba just decided he didn't want this ball to stay attached to his cat tree!

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AverageGayLad · 06/09/2016 17:06

Grin Awwww

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carbcraver · 06/09/2016 17:07

Hes puuuurrrrrrdy red

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PortiaCastis · 06/09/2016 17:07

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RedMerida · 06/09/2016 17:10

Have you seen his Instagram??
Simbathegingerlion

VanillaSugar · 06/09/2016 17:18

Blue - bad behaviour, bullying and a good fight. The party boy's parents turned a blind eye to everything. In the school's defence, it wasn't the class mates who were running riot, but party boy and his other friends

VanillaSugar · 06/09/2016 17:20

DS seems quite cheerful today though, but sad when I told him his friend wasn't coming back. Oh we'll. Character building and all that.

Let's change the subject.

Kittens! Pretty kittens! Have you seen The Aristocats AGL?

PortiaCastis · 06/09/2016 17:21

Bloody kids anyone want a 17 yr old???

Bettercallsaul1 · 06/09/2016 17:22

Sound like future members of the Bullingdon Club to me, Vanilla.

PortiaCastis · 06/09/2016 17:23

Porkers Better mini porkers

AverageGayLad · 06/09/2016 17:23

Wait THAT'S YOUR CAT?????

Bettercallsaul1 · 06/09/2016 17:26

Quite, Portia!

Bettercallsaul1 · 06/09/2016 17:29

AGL You'll have to buy a cuddly toy cat to lie on your bed! You're not allowed a real one. Sad

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 06/09/2016 17:35

Has portia seen the cover of the Radio Times?

PortiaCastis · 06/09/2016 17:38

Yep but Im annoyed at the Daily Mirror

AverageGayLad · 06/09/2016 17:43

I'm still getting a cat Grin

AverageGayLad · 06/09/2016 17:44

We get the mirror, why Portia?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 06/09/2016 17:44

Have had to go back to M&S to swap trousers. I bought 4-5 (DS is five in December). They were too big! My poor baby has to wear size 2-3! (takes after his vertically challenged Mummy).

Bettercallsaul1 · 06/09/2016 17:48

Yes, still get a cat, but get a toy, cuddly one. My twenty-something daughter has two plus lots of bunnies

PortiaCastis · 06/09/2016 17:51

AGL they are pappers
Jess M&S sizing is all wrong !!! Are you verically challenged?

AverageGayLad · 06/09/2016 17:56

I'm getting a living cat Angry

RedMerida · 06/09/2016 17:58

Yes AGL that's my cat!

RedMerida · 06/09/2016 18:03

Oh... My mum fancies your famous boyfriend Portia.

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