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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 23:03

Link AGL?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 23:05

being Grin

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 04/09/2016 23:05

throws Cake big hugs
sorry: Thursday deadline. Thread 13, blimey, erm...see you all on the 15th one?! Brew

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:06

AGL. Is she, er, puking?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:07

kimmy! Have missed you! Come back soon!

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PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:10

Weeps

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 23:11

And now they're attacking me :)

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:12

Im currently reading Maestra by L. S. Hilton. Tis a bit saucy.

I used to read the Black Lace books back in the 90s. Erotic fiction written by women for women.

Didnt bother with that Fifty Shades crap though.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:14

helena. I had a couple of the Black Lace ones! Fifty Shades was so badly written, I just couldn't...

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PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:20

AGL atishoooooo Grin

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 23:20

Why are you crying Portia?
AgL - welcome to Mumsnet.
Jess & Helena - My MIL has read Fifty Shades Shock

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:21

YAY we both did BL as well as SVH.

50 Shades just did not appeal to me at all.

I discovered BL when i got one free with a magazine. I still remember which Black lace book it was.........The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by Cheryl Mildenhall.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 23:21

AGL, I've waded in, don't worry!

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 23:21

What, Portia? Grin

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:21

jess i knew you liked little fishies in your little dishy

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:24

Im crying with laughter at AGLs link cough cough

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 23:25

Right! Good night my lovelies! Speak tomorrow. Grin

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:26

Jess i am making reference to Lace

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:26

Night Being

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 23:27

I'm confused.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:27

helena my first 'literary experience' was Fear of Flying by Erica Jong. My mum and dad thought I was really smart for appreciating such an adult book. I don't think they realised how 'adult' it was!

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HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:27

Vanilla Tell your MIL Maestra is way better. Has a strong leading woman.

Its the anti Fifty Shades.

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:29

Ive heard of that Jess. Also heard about My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday. But sadly havent read either.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 23:32

Helena anti 50shades as in woman dominatrix or as in no domination?