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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:33

AGL read what worra has put on that threac

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 23:34

The prostitute thing? I hadn't refreshed it Grin

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:34

AGL. Cough, splutter...grabs myself by the throat...

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PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:36

Take no notice of me I am happy

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:36

Am currently only on chapter 10 ........so far very mild dom and early on in the book..........double dipping.

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:37

Eh whats double dripping

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 23:38

Jess? Grin

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:46

Its a cross between erotic fiction and crime thriller.

double dipping is when a man is with two women and .........er keeps swopping from one to the other........back and forth.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:47

AGL. Am only teasing. You were very kind on that thread. Ignore the fuckers.

My friend just sent a text re: this afternoon. She thought it was hilarious and went into some detail. As a result, have just been that word. But do feel a bit better.

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 23:48

I saw an interview with the Meastra woman - it's ruuuuude!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:48

helena. I can think of a man like that. He wears a white coat...

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PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:50

Oh thanks Helena I've led a sheltered life
Also waded in on that thread

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:52

Yes Jess ...........he does!

Interview with the author

www.redonline.co.uk/red-women/interviews/ls-hilton-author-maestra

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 23:54

Who wears a white coat wtf is going on??

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 23:55

Night!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 23:56

helena. Am so getting this book! I also eat a lot of raspberries...

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HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:58

As do I Ive been doing SW again for 3 years and i have raspberries /strawberries on my Weetabix every day.

In the book it says that strawberries work that way too.

HelenaDove · 04/09/2016 23:59

Dr Seth Portia . Hes been very quiet this weekend.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 00:01

There is a post I've just read. Sounds disappointed

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 05/09/2016 00:03

I think I may have caught some sort of bug from those filthy little fuckers darling children

I'm never sick. Ever.

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 00:03

Night Vanila
Jess i is upset you is not talking to me harumph!

HelenaDove · 05/09/2016 00:05

Sorry to hear that Jess. Hope you are you better very soon.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 05/09/2016 00:06

Am always talking to you, portiababy, but have been sick twice now and not very happy! I think I might try sleeping. Hate being ill. Have complete phobia of it.

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 00:07

Jess sorry I didn't know yours not well

HelenaDove · 05/09/2016 00:08

Jess Thanks Brew

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