To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

Oooooooh!!! Exciting!!! Hello, I'm here!!!!!

Thank fuck for that red ! My wifi decides to die at the most inconvenient moments!

DH STILL hasn't come home with that chocolate!!!!

I'm sure they'll all find us Jess
My wifi hates me too sometimes

Where were we????

Well, he came home.

Hey, where was the mention of my supernatural powers, Jess?

*WITHOUT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
*
So I kicked him out of the house with strict instructions to bring home the chocolate or do t bother coming home at all politely requested if he'd go and get me the chocolate.

So he's gone back out.

And my superior sexual knowledge

This is a particularly spooky 13th thread and my powers will be needed!

red. For a second, I read that as DrStill.

Not more competition. Am not sure he's worth fighting for.

Who?

That's the stuff, Red!

Here he comes with my chocolate, all is forgiven!

Dr Still, Portia, she's come to her senses finally.

Oddly nobody has posted a reply to my codswalloping bollocks post, except for a

Hmmmmmm

I have an amazing DH who always does as he's told is so very thoughtful.

He was cutting it fine there, Red!

He sounds nice Red

Maybe they all secretly agree with you, Portia.

Haha red. He got there in the end!

Is that 'hmmm' aimed at me portia?

My definitely not pregnant belly is still at it!! Is it cuz I went running.... Am I being punished for exercise??

Jess you forgot the linky!