To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

DD was sick several times through the night a few months back. All over me. I managed to keep it together for her even when she wanted cuddles whilst covered in sick. Couldn't do it normally. I'm also a cryer when I'm sick. Need my mum at that point.

Fair play blue. To be honest, I'm ok ish with my own kids vomit, as long it's down the toilet. I can't clear it up.

When I was in labour with DD1 I was sat on the loo and vomiting all over the bathroom floor!!! DP loved me and the sugar puff filled sick he had to clear up

being your poor DP, he even gets the blame for being less important that the phone!

I always look dishevelled but Aidy likes it like that.

Thin ice being 😂😂

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being I imagine he contributes to your dishevelled appearance (sideways look at my beloved portia)

blue DS sort of did it a little bit on a train once and I coped but.....ugh.

He does. Can barely get a brush through my hair most days.

This sickness bug DS had resulted in 3-4 times a night (for 4nights) having to clean sick up off:

• Pillow & duvet
• Mattress covers (fitted sheet and waterproof thing)
• where it had soaked into side of mattress and gone under the slats of the bed too
• bedside table
• floor

And I mean all of those. Every. Single. Time. (He just missed sick bowls - was still only 3yrs old though).

Now can you see why I gave myself stars and decided I could make it as a single mom

Sounds like hell blue poor thing.

portia. 'enormous support' - jeesh, can't think why.

being. Dry shampoo?

blue. While I love you, you're not helping....

You deserve a 🏆 blue

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Nah, we just shower together and use conditioner.

Sorry jess

Thank you cc

being I read that as "shower together and use condoms" . Then I realised it said conditioner

🔱🏄🎢👀

vanilla

I was once so drunk that I puked up.in the loo, only I was so drunk that I forgot to lift up the loo seat first.

I have a lovely big shower. Never did anything with ex in it, though.

in fact he barely used it, the grubby fucker

There's a thread in AIBU boiling my piss (official mumsnetter me)

The one about the woman who's ill and annoyed at her dh

Well, we use condoms too. We're responsible.

vanilla!!!!

(ginger tea this time)