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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 21:15

carb it's all yours Grin

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:16

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:17

Better Grin

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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:18

For Vanilla, you could put "Thread Founder".

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VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 21:20

Thanks Better - was just about to add I AM YOUR FOUNDER in a Darth Vader voice

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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:20

And part-time meth cook.

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:22

Vanilla your poor dh

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:24

I meant about the train not Darth

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:24

I give up.....

I tried 3 times to add a beautifully created list of as many of us as I could remember and my dumb phone won't let it load....

But here it is


www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2725413-To-Start-A-FOURTEENTH-Thread-That-No-One-Responds-To?watched=1

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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:24

And not the meth?

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:25

So let's finish this one

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:25

In record time!

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:25

Dont forget my RNLI status

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:25

AGL I thought you were allowed a cat? Why do you have to hide it when the landlord comes round?

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:25

No meth.

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:26

Or boat bits

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:26

.

To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?
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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:26

You can borrow my invisibility cloak AGL

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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:27

Boat bits? Grin

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:27

Need to go to bed for early gym

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:27

RNLI ..... Boat

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:27

Harumph no boat bits

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 05/09/2016 21:28

This time I'd like to be 'brilliant, pretty and with a sense of humour that anyone other than a complete tosser would understand".

I have my reasons.

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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:28

And lifeguard

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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:28

That was very quick, CC! Now there'll be a rush to see who'll be first on the next thread rather than last on this one!

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