To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

carb it's all yours

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Better

For Vanilla, you could put "Thread Founder".

Thanks Better - was just about to add I AM YOUR FOUNDER in a Darth Vader voice

And part-time meth cook.

Vanilla your poor dh

I meant about the train not Darth

I give up.....

I tried 3 times to add a beautifully created list of as many of us as I could remember and my dumb phone won't let it load....

But here it is

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2725413-To-Start-A-FOURTEENTH-Thread-That-No-One-Responds-To?watched=1

And not the meth?

So let's finish this one

In record time!

Dont forget my RNLI status

AGL I thought you were allowed a cat? Why do you have to hide it when the landlord comes round?

No meth.

Or boat bits

.

You can borrow my invisibility cloak AGL

Boat bits?

Need to go to bed for early gym

RNLI ..... Boat

Harumph no boat bits

This time I'd like to be 'brilliant, pretty and with a sense of humour that anyone other than a complete tosser would understand".

I have my reasons.

And lifeguard

That was very quick, CC! Now there'll be a rush to see who'll be first on the next thread rather than last on this one!