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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:42

Portia Grin yep

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RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:43

Ladies and gentlemen, Portia's here all night, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 22:43

You certainly live in a lively area, Vanilla! Grin

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:43

I sent drinking with Gran this afternoon, to the Ship Inn of course. Jim with the hat was feeling poorly so he stayed indoors

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:44

Blue I was too embarrassed to look their way as we walked back up the beach.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:44

vanilla Shock outside your front door?! With strobe lighting?! Shock

What did they say when you interrupted?

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AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:44

Jim Probably wants some "alone time"

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:45

AGL I'm sure he'd prefer portiagran time

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RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:45

We pulled down a really quiet lane once in the car, started having sex in the back seat, then another car pulled up behind us. We weren't in a really quiet lane, we were on their private drive!!!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:47

Shock Shock Shock

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:47

💕 💕💕 💕 💕

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:49

Red GrinGrin

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:49

We got married in Jamaica, my DM and DSis's room was next to ours. After they'd gone to sleep me and DH went out on the balcony and had sex.

Several years later, DSis tells me that that night my DM was having a ciggy on her balcony, heard us and had to silently go back in.

They weren't asleep.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:50

I don't think Jim can move without his stick

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:51

Jesus Red you have no luck!

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:52

Portia I bet you and Aidy have a few tales to tell! Wink

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:52

red I don't think you and outdoor sex mix well.

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:54

Watch out for the next edition of Hello magazine?

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:54

All other outdoor sex has been successful! Have you ever had sex on a trampoline!? Now that's an experience!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:55

I feel really dull. I have never had sex anywhere other than the bed or the shower. Blush

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:55

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:57

Really being not even on the sofa?!? Everybody does it on the sofa. Don't they.

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AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:58

Red a trampoline????

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:58

I hzd sex on a fishing boat but got mh big toe caubht up in a net

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:59

Nope. Not even a sofa.