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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 22:31

This is an open thread - not a closed society. Why should we hide?

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:31

Cos this is an AIBU and we are definitely BU!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:33
Grin
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AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:33

Wait that makes it sound like there's forests I WOULD shag in Grin

I did have my first kiss in a little wood :)

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 22:34

Evening Red!

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:34

I have indeed AGL! Shagging in the woods eh!? Classy! Grin

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:35

Do not shag on the beach !!!!!!!

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:35

AGL i had my first kiss in the woods too!

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:35

Hello Red Have a Brew

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:35

Maybe if he wasn't MARRIED Shock

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 22:35

I like a bit of wood.

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:36

I've done it in the sea in the South Pacific Blush

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:36

Red Are you my ex boyfriend? Shock

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 22:36

Something stronger, Red? Wine

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:37

I've shagged on the beach. It gets EVERYWHERE Blush

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:37

Sorry youve had a rough day Red Flowers

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:37

Do not shag on the beach !!!!!!!

Even up against a rock (to avoid sand) - you never know when kayakers will come round the bay

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AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:38

I've given a bj in a wood
Had a wank on a beach
Fucked in a car

Grin
PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:38

I know the sand was coming out of my dunes days afterwards

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 22:39

You've been to Paradise, AGL, but you've never been to you.

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:40
Grin
RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:40

I've just had a baileys (Lidl version).

I've had sex in the sea in Cuba. In broad daylight, we just swam out quite far, then realised as we swam back in that the lifeguards had binoculars.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:40

Don't shag against a rock because you'll be between a rock and a hard place

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:41

Red I bet they enjoyed the show!

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VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:41

I've had to go out and shout at two teenagers shagging in a car outside my front door. They kept knocking the car alarm on so the horn kept beeping and the lights kept turning on and off.

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