To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

I'll spell that correctly
I had sex in a fishing boat once but got my big toe caught in a net !

Horse

Having sex in a fishing boat would just freak me out.

I stormed out and shouted "I 've got children sleeping upstairs" and the boy wound down his steamy windows and looked at me with his big, brown Bambi eyes and the mum in me thought "oh, he's so sweet,he only looks 17. Come inside and give your girlfriend the dignity of a bed."

But what I actually said was "Now, fuck off!!"

I wouldn't mind, but we live opposite a hotel. And down the road from a dogging site. What's so special about my front door???

Red lol!

being you need to get more adventurous, even if its just in the house. Sofas, dining tables, chairs, kitchen worktops, stairs, all worth a try.

Ah Blue, if only it were that simple. DP and I have never lived alone. We are currently living with my parents while we save up enough money to buy a house.

That was to Vanilla's summing up of the alternatives open to the young couple outside her door.

Portia I don't think I could on a fishing boat.

vanilla did they say anything back or just drive off? They were probably to innocent to know about the dogging site.

being they must go out?

Why Being it was in harbour

That infirmation does put things in a different light, Being.

I mean MyDress

I'd be here all night if I listed all the places I've had sex.

Portia, because fish freak me out and I'm not keen on open water.

Blue, like hardly ever do they go out both together, whilst DD is asleep and both DP and I are around. We were all set for a steamy night on the sofa when DD decided to cry continually for an hour. We gave up and just used the bed.

me too

Portia never mind the next HELLO magazine, you're both on tomorrow's news!!

Stop bragging, Red!

Red, I'm jealous. I've slept with 4 people. DP is amazing, before him, I had one good, one bad and one truly terrible. Nearly put me off sex completely.

I'm a mermaid

DH and I have only been with each other. And back in the day we would try to have sex wherever we could, never in an aeroplane though. Then we had kids, but we still try to keep it spicy every now and then.

Oh my God tbats brilliant

Woah Red! That's awesome!

I didn't hang around. I went back inside (it was midnight) and then they drove off. Poor kids. They're obviously not allowed to do anything at home. This is why we turned a blind eye to DD's boyfriend sneaking into her bedroom at night, until it got to the point that I couldn't be bothered to make up the spare bed anymore. Her younger brother is nature's contraceptive anyway.