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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 18:57

Ok, I made that up. It is my birthday. I am doing the cooking. I burnt the sausages 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 18:58

ANNIE!!!!!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 18:59

Happy Birthday for tomorrow vanilla!
I've burnt my sausage in the buff is excellent repartee as far as I'm concerned
Grin Insert jokes about cook/cock books, special sauce for that etc I am easily pleased.
Forgot it was bank holiday in the UK. Envy
I am KimmySchmidtsSmile because Ellie Kemper's beam is radiant and I see things very much half-empty whereas I would love to be like her character and see everything half-full, or in the majority of episodes, overflowing.
I like some of the throwaway lines in that show (What would FBI pig do?) : I'm going to EAT you NOW.
Just silliness, both of which stuck in my head. I would love to see Titus Burgess win an Emmy this year.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 19:01

Better, I was having issues that I didn't want to admit to my DP.

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 19:02

You seem fun, Kimmy Grin

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 19:02

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2Wm-PcfPo

Is it your birthday today? CakeWineI am confused. Do you have a cooking apron? I cannot BBQ to save my life.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 19:08

kimmy. Thank you for that! I feel all happy and snuggly right now!

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 19:09

If it IS your birthday today then here's Stevie...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=inS9gAgSENE
More Cake and Wine
Flowers
I once bought myself a huge tesco chocolate cake with happy birthday and white choc balloons on when it was not my birthday. But I knew Nigella was making cake on tv so I thought fuck it. My DH was perplexed then pissing himself he came home to find me watching a chocolate cake being made whilst stuffing myself with cake simultaneously mouth orgasming with Nigella.
AGL I can be fun but 3 kids kind of sucked some of the fun out off me Star

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 19:14

Nearly 10000 comments. Grin

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 19:16

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=DKkAQdlr7jY

^Even better. She still sounds fabulous. Loved Clare Grogan, now why they haven't had her on Strictly, anyone's guess.
Jess Alice and Peter Pan used to scare me as a child. Grin I am more Lilo and Stitch (Go to your room! I AM in my room!!) these days. Although I have a soft spot for "Booty and the geese" DD1 and "Moo-lans" DD2.
My first child's first complete sentence was "Mummy, me no like Daddy" after he told her off for glitter bombing the house.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 19:16

I don't think those kids have sucked the fun out of you, Kimmy. I think you are very much a big kid yourself, which is why I like you. Have more Cake!

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 19:20

Is it your birthday today or tomorrow, Vanilla? Should we be singing to you now or in 24 hours time?

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 19:22

10 000 blimey, I salute you or as Yeezy would say "I love all y'all"! Grin
Am off for a Brew and to stop DS destroying the playmobil big wheel it took me a sodding hour to build, the bugger. Plus I don't want to inadvertently take up comments when vanilla, when she's stopped burning things(!) should be doing the honours! Well done on ten threads though, that is hardcore and provides much hope in the midst of negativity. Wine

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 19:26

It's Vanilla's birthday tomorrow I believe.

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 19:26

But these threads are the epitome of negativity, Kimmy - no-one (including Noone) ever responds!

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 19:28

Ah, tomorrow! That's good! We can greet her first thing with cheers and balloons!

jetSTAR · 29/08/2016 19:30

I am originally from The Shire Being 😀

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 19:30

Ah bless you Jess I can be a big kid much to my eldest's embarrassment (big age gap between her and the others, that's what a sink plunger birth does to you!)
usually when I doing the Giant impression (a local burger joint Burgerista do mini cheeseburgers). Or lip synching. Or dancing in the lounge with an invisible Tony Beak pretending I am on Strictly (I would be the duffer).
Ta for the Cake DH Hmm has not bought Cake home but I do have shortbread (although it works out as 50p a biscuit...wtf...did it fly here first class?!)

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 19:34

Heeeeeelllllllooooooo
What you lot been doing?????????????

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/08/2016 19:36

Saul you guys who NEVER ever speak to each other Wink are a haven of peace, calm, humour, support and not bun-fighting.
I will try to remember to post tomorrow, still have Sugarcubes up my sleeve.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 19:44

jet, The Shire of Wilt?

Better, have you guessed my thread yet?

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 19:47

Better I was hoping you would do a geographical spreadsheet as you are adept at such things

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 19:50

No, I'm waiting patiently for more clues, Being. Grin. So far, all you've imparted is that it was funny and on AIBU. And something you were keeping from your OH! Give me a clue about that last bit!

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 19:51

My spreadsheet will rule the world.

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 19:52

Was it something physical?