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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:16

Woof soof

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:17

Vanilla Boys don't do what? Grin

Portia I always use precautions and get tested every three months :)

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:17

I just want to say, how glad I am, that I joined thread two, to tell you all, you were being unreasonable and got dragged into this joined you all. You've all made me smile again, after the horrible morning I had.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:17

His poor wife/husband!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:18

We love you Blue!

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:18

Being I know! :(

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:19

I used precautions but still got caught by the one eyed monster and became upduffed

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:19

You're family Blue

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:19

I guess, Portia. Thankyou for the concern :) Flowers

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 22:20

Ewwww! AGL - you're better than that. Dragging you to a forest, indeed.. Who is he, Bluebeard? Twat. Have a hug x

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:20

He said "married lol"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the fuck can someone say married lol.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:21

I had a flig with a guy who had a GF (not married and no DCs) and it is something I am really ashamed of. Sad I was young and he told me he loved me and he was going to dump her for me. He just used me though. When I gave him the ultimatum of me or her, he chose her and said he had been meaning to tell me.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:22

*fling

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 22:22

portia. Good advice but I don't think AGF is gonna get upduffed! But the other stuff - yep, be careful.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:22

I think the bastard pricked the condom

bibbitybobbityyhat · 25/08/2016 22:23

Why don't you put this thread in that hidden place that doesn't appear in Active Convos all the time?

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:24

I mean it's a nice forest but not somewhere I'd go for a shag Hmm

Being :(Flowers:(

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:25

bibbity Eh? Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:25

bibbity, would you care to join us?

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:26

Grin is it a pine forest ??

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:27

bibbity Firstly, where is that? I didn't know there was a place to post that wouldn't show in active.

Secondly, why? New people join us all the time. Why should we hide?

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RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 22:28

Evening all. Haven't had a great day today, been completely exhausted and spent most of it curled up on the sofa sleeping.

Where's toad?

Hope you're all ok, have I missed anything important?

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:29

All I know is there's lots and lots and lots of trees Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 22:29

It's a nice forest, but not somewhere I'd go for a shag

Exactly how I feel about Tehidy Woods, AGL Grin

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:30

Red have you read the past few posts? Mine are full of scandal Grin