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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:03

I'm from The Shire

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:04

I'm AGL, I'm 18 and I'm the most sarcastic bitch you'll ever meet Grin In RL anyway.

I'm also the only male here Grin

My habits include toasties, flat searching and obsessively watching boxsets of CSI/NCIS etc.

Also something VERY scandalous almost happened to me just now!

Horsegirl1 · 25/08/2016 22:04

I'm a northern gal . North east England

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:05

Oooh same as me Horse!

I used to have a right fit lad called Declan in my tutor

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:05

Do tell AGL!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 22:05

Another Cornishwoman here!

being. It makes me think of Ant and Dec. And I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Horsegirl1 · 25/08/2016 22:06

Average gay lad I feel so old now compared to your 18 years haha I'm 30 but still feel 21

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:06

I love the name Declan. And my DP's family is Irish so they'll like it.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:07

I haven't been to those parts but Grans going to Bananas

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:07

Jess, I bloody hate Ant and Dec but I'm trying to ignore that.

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:07

Well I'm in East Midlands says Wikipedia but only just

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:07

being I didn't know you were a hobbit! Or that they had computers and internet in middle earth!

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VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:08

Likewise. Ant and Dec. Dec is always on the right.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:09

Blue they do indeed have the Internet in Middle Earth but the wifi doesn't reach that far so I have to use 3G.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:09

I lurrrvvvee a nice Dubliner

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:09

So I was prepositioned (sp?) By a man on grindr, totally fine, about time.

He said we could go to a local forest to go dogging to enjoy each other's company.

I asked him why we couldn't just go to his? It is pissing it down after all.

BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:10
Grin
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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 22:11

The grin was at being.

AGL that's shocking

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VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:11

AGL you're not really E midlands. Technically, I'm e midlands but I'm nowhere near you. E midlands is a loose generic term for "that place, that place over there"

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 22:12

AGL!! Shock

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:12

I am tempted to type my Molly Malone sequel

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:13

ShockShockShockShock

You're just a boy!!!! Boys don't do that sort of thing.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 22:14

AGL stay away from grinder you'll catch something nasty

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 22:15

I live vvvvvvv vvvvv v close to notorious dogging site. Whenever I go the garage to fill up, I see people turning off to go dogging. Dirty bastards. Then I see the cars that are waiting all do U turns as their luck is in.

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 22:15

I'm not going to let a married man anywhere me! I'm no homewrecker :(

Hope the pic isn't too blurry

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to