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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 21:28

Vanilla I of course went to a vair nace school and bloody boarded. Obv did moi a lot of good.!
But anyhoooossseed where are we?

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 21:28

Blue's Clues was a very boring kids TV programme in 2001 with that bloke from Red Dwarf - Craig. A dog called Blue left clues for us to try and work out what the hell was going on before we got bored and fell aslee💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 21:28

Oh no! Horse now thinks we are completely nutty, asking for her star sign so quickly from 3 different people. Grin

Horsegirl1 · 25/08/2016 21:28

No idea who aidan turner is (blushes) . I'm Sagittarius Wink

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 21:29

I can see this is going to be a very strict thread!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 21:30

cats I love ponds. Would like my own but with being stuck in rented now and having small DC, I don't think I'll have one for a very long time. Sad

Hope Bella settles in well with the other cats.

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 21:31

Hello horsegirl I am Portia and completely bonkers.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 21:31

Horse, I'm sorry you have had it so tough. And Flowers for you.

Welcome to the thread of joy and support. We will hopefully make you laugh but we will hold your hand when you need a cry.

Horsegirl1 · 25/08/2016 21:32

I don't think you are nuts haha hope iv not been to deep in my little space about me 😯

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 21:32

Thank you, Horse!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 21:32

I can see this is going to be a very strict thread!

Grin
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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 21:32

Stunned

Horsegirl1 · 25/08/2016 21:32

Speach not space. Darn phone

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 21:34

Horse fab amount of info. We've been drip feeding that sort of stuff very slowly across nine thousand posts.

Or not. Because no one actually responded. Not even you.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 21:35

It's nice to find out about you Horse.

I'm Being (or Bing I'm not fussy) and I am a 'young' mum of a gorgeous 2 and a 1/2 year old DD. My DP is a copper and I am a teacher. It's nice to meet you.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 21:35

This is he

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 21:36

Blue's clues was my favourite tv program as a 3 year old

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 21:37

horse. Thank you for sharing about yourself; I lost my dad in 2009 and still miss him everyday - he was my confidante in a very mad family!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 21:37

What's Blue's Clues? Hmm

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 21:37

Did you all know that Gran wants to go to bananas before she meets her maker?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 21:37

horse don't worry. We talk about all sorts. From the serious and upsetting to the utterly bonkers and mad even Portia's fake boyf

I'm sorry about your DDadFlowers

Life on a farm is tough but a lovely way to bring up DC.

I'm a single mom and left ex a year ago. He was very abusive and violent and somehow it took me 8yrs to leave. He's causing problems for me at the moment.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 21:38

Oh and DP is on a night shift which means I get to watch my go to film. Leap Year. Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 21:39

PortiaBoyf is not fake!!! Shock

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 21:39

I knew it, AGL!!!!! I knew it!!!!

What was the other one about a bear in the house and a moon at the end who sang a song? Luna?

Horse AGL is the same age as my DD (18). I think I might be the oldest on this thread. Next week is my birthday. I will be 38. Again. I have been 38 for many years and I intend to remain 38 for many more to come.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 21:40

PortiaBoyf is not fake!!! shock

I didn't say he was,after all I'm not reyi g to this thread. No-one is.

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