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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 12:47

portia. I've gone NC on Wills ever since he jilted me at Penzance Registry Office.

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 12:50

Hello :)

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 12:52

I was out of luck? Confused

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 12:55

The word 'wilt', being - portia is on top form this morning.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 12:56

AGL. Morning.... I was also out of luck last night due to your pestering and sniggering....

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 13:14

I was so not out of luck Grin

I think DrSeth doesn't like me :(

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 13:15

Grin I'm on beach patrol this afternoon ( keeping everyone in order) back later

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 13:21

Don't be Sad AGL. He just wants to be the only man on that thread!

So you got 'the text' Wink

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 13:37

Well tough for him Grin

Text?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 13:40

I thought you were waiting on a special someone to text you? Grin

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 14:48

Yes, they both texted me Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 15:30

Both, AGL?!!!! Now you're just showing off...

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 15:33

It's fun to show off Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 15:38

I'm still confused. Confused

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 15:42

Why, Being?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 15:45

As to why I'm out of luck. Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 15:54

being. I think it's because you posted 'The Shire of Wilt' and portia (the filthy minded madam) made the connection between 'Wilt' and 'wilting willies ', hence your 'being out of luck' last night.

Of course, I could be wrong, and it might just be me with the filthy mind.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 16:00

Oh!!! Blush

DP didn't get in from his shift until much after I had gone to bed but he's off tonight so maybe I'll be in luck tonight. Wink

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 16:12
Grin
Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 17:09

I hope you're not setting up this survey in competition with my spreadsheet, Portia? Angry

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 17:39

Hmmmm. So, we have a survey and a spreadsheet - I'm now going to start a LIST*^ of how we got our user names.

I'll go first - it's a cheapo reed diffuser scent which I got from either Aldi or Morrisons.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 17:44

It should have been Jess Mariano who ended up with Rory in the 'Gilmore Girls' because he was the most interesting (and handsome) of all her suitors.....

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:05

I'm named after Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, one of the greatest series of all time! Not the spinoff Better Call Saul, which came much later (but which is also excellent in its own way.)

Lweji · 29/08/2016 18:07

You'll be starting a new thread, won't you?

Tuts.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 29/08/2016 18:07

Mine comes from a previous thread, where I had to settle for the navy (inferior blue) bridesmaid dress because better had already jumped in for bright (pretty) blue.

Previously my name was related to the colour and breed of my puppy. Just because I'd run out of good ideas and was sat stroking said puppy.

Prior to that I had some good ones that were a good reflection of me breaking free from ex and rebuilding my life.

Prior to that I had a really good one that was a reflection of some of the idiotic things people said and did on mn.

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