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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 07:23

Good morning! I'm sorry I have made some of you feel a bit old. Age is how you feel and all that jazz so I reckon we are all the same age here. Grin

jetSTAR · 29/08/2016 07:36

That is true Being

Very sorry to hear the sad news about your friend AGL

Portia I am Surrey

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 09:33

Morning, Regarding age, my stepfather is a stepgrandad at 42
Busy morning thus far (ahem) been doing that thing called hoovering, obviously going to be a bonkers day

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 09:40

Thanks JET for responding to my survey you have gained 50 Portia points Star

carbcraver · 29/08/2016 09:47

Bank holiday breakfast of bread and Brie Grin

I was 13 in 1999

And in Bristol

Did I miss anything?!

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 10:25

Kimmy yes I have been in random videos not sure Mn would allow them though Grin

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 10:30

Morning carb I was 18 in 1999.
You haven't missed much just my boyfs pics and I actually did some hoovering
You also get 50 PortiaPoints and a Star for doing survey.

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 10:31

I am of no fixed abode. I currently reside on the border between Cuntshire and Fuckwitland where the locals are unpleasant and cannot drive.

carbcraver · 29/08/2016 10:38

Hoovering......?! I don't follow Wink

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 10:39

Grin brilliant Vanilla 1000 bonus PortiaPoints Star

carbcraver · 29/08/2016 10:42

How are the views vanilla?! Grin

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 10:44

Yes carb tis a strange activity. I need a shower but as ever Aidey baby is washing his extension.
I shall turn off the stop cock and that'll make him vacate my en suite toute suite

carbcraver · 29/08/2016 10:48

Plan. I need to housework the shit out of my house. Nothing done for 3 days at least. Apart from the dishwasher.

I did manage to turn the washing machine on this morning. Points to me!

Might just have some more bread and Brie

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 10:54

Well done on the extra carbs and washing machine tsk tsk to that thing called housework.
I am going to change the bedding which Aidey baby made dirty then have a shower and will be back later

RedOnHerHedd · 29/08/2016 10:59

I was 18 in 1999 too.
I live on the outskirts of an absolutely beautiful little town in South Wales. And then you see some of the locals. Some have teeth, most are orange with slugbrows, and the men all look like they're on roids. And then they speak, which sounds even worse than they look. I've seen people in town wearing pyjamas and no shoes ffs!!!

I'm not a snob...
Ok I'm a snob.
I live in the naice part. Or at least I like to think I do Grin

RedOnHerHedd · 29/08/2016 11:05

AGL I'm so sorry to hear your friends awful news. FlowersFlowersFlowers

RedOnHerHedd · 29/08/2016 11:07

DH is pestering me to sort out the boys uniforms before they go back to school next week. Uggggghhhhhh!!!!!!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 11:25

Morning all. Have just got back from Paradise Park (why did I think it would be a 'good idea' to go on Bank Holiday Monday?). DS wanted to leave after twenty minutes - good thing we have season tickets!

red. I have to do that too - have got the logo sweatshirts, but need to sort out shirts, trousers etc. Borrrrrrrinnnnnngggg.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 11:27

I want portiapoints! But she already knows where I live.... Sad

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 12:13

The views are very pretty carb but the locals are pretty strange. I've lived here for 2 years - before that, I was oop north where everyone is normal.

DH is in a Let's tidy the house and do housework /DIY frenzy. All i want is for him to go back to work and the kids to stop fighting and go back to school / uni. Is that so very bad? I'm so verrrrrrey tired.

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 12:16

Jess you can have 50 PortiaPoints for also living in the Royal Duchy Star
Red 50 PortiaPoints for putting up with your townsfolk Star

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/08/2016 12:21

Thank you, portia. I feel ridiculously pleased.

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 12:26

We have Royal visitors coming this week Willy and Katie are going to the Scillies Jess. Probably by chopper, can't see them boarding the Scillonian.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 12:28

Is the survey just to tell you where I live?

The Shire of Wilt.

PortiaCastis · 29/08/2016 12:37

Take it you were out of luck last night then Being. 😊
But 50 PortiaPojnts for answering survey Star

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