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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:09

Are you looking forward to it, Lweji? Grin I'm sure you hang on our every word...

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:11

I knew where yours had come from, Blue! Smile

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:14

Mine is because Bing Bunny is a twat. Pretty self explanatory.

Before that, I had two NNs related to a thread that I had that was quite popular (and made it to the MN daily email and FB page).

Before that, my NN was related to another CBeebies character and his technological device.

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 18:14

Can you guess where mine comes from? Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:15

toad has nearly missed a whole thread. Sad

Lweji · 29/08/2016 18:16

Are you looking forward to it, Lweji? grin I'm sure you hang on our every word...

I lose track, I admit. You're too fast for me.

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:18

Am now very curious about that thread, Being! Was it a funny one?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:19

It was deemed a funny one yes.

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:19

Well, every MNer can't have our wit, sophistication and typing speed, I suppose... Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:20

Any more clues, Being? don't be shy

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:22

I love how fast this thread is. Keeps it exciting. That's what happens when there are 15 or so of us.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:22

It was an AIBU

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:28

Omg! I just dropped my iPhone on my paper trimmer. It made the most awful noise. Somehow, I didn't crack the screen. Confused

AnnieOnnieMouse · 29/08/2016 18:31

My NN is, of course, what I want to remain - except I blab so much on here that I know I have been ID'd by a few people IRL. I care not a fuck, I haven't said anything untrue.

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 18:33

I like your attitude Annie Grin

AnnieOnnieMouse · 29/08/2016 18:39

thanks AGL - it is the product of being shat on from a great height by many people, over many years.

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 18:41

Annie are you going to start the new thread?

AGL I have no idea where your NN comes from Confused (lighthearted)

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 18:44

You didn't need to put lighthearted Grin

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 18:45

Oh god. DD is doing a BBQ as it's Bank Holiday Monday plus my birthday tomorrow and he's done it in the buff as a joke, and now he's shouting "I've burnt my sausage."

Happy birthday to me 🍸🍷🍻WineSadConfused

VanillaSugar · 29/08/2016 18:47

Apparently this seems to be the only set of threads which don't encourage the miserable fucktard brigade, so I thought I'd better add it in case I was misconstrued. 😂

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 29/08/2016 18:48

Vanilla Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:49

That wasn't much of a clue Being! Even we're in AIBU!

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 18:51

I've just had a lush pot noodle

AverageGayLad · 29/08/2016 18:52

Who's starting the next one?

Bettercallsaul1 · 29/08/2016 18:52

Apart from our brief sojourn in Chat, that is.