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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 08:59

This gorgeous little boy didn't just piss on my duvet. No, he couldn't possibly do anything like that.

Little shit!!!!!

I was going to have a lie in, now I have to try and shove the duvet in the machine and wash all my bedding.

Good job it's a sunny day!

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RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 09:00

Hope she's ok CC

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:02

Red, I don't believe it. Look at those eyes. Would they do such a thing? Grin

RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 09:02

Well I wrote that long post with the kitten's pic and it didn't send, but since I wrote it I've realised that the duvet doesn't fit in the machine, so it's now soaking in the bath. In hindsight, I think I should've just washed the offending part of the duvet, but alas, it is now soaking wet and extremely heavy. Im going to have breakfast before I deal with it.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:05

Sorry Red, I'm laughing here.

RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 09:11

It's ok Being I would be laughing if it was someone else.

carbcraver · 26/08/2016 09:11

Cat piss is the worst Sad

She's fine, I think Red. Feeling a bit sorry for herself.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 09:32

better

carb how horrible. Hope DC is OK now.

red I don't think that can be the real culprit.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:33

MN is being SLOOOOOW this morning.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 09:34

Hi helena

Welcome to the madness

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Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 09:39

Luckily we're as quick and sharp as ever, Being. Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:41

You're right Better but the hilariously quick and witty replies lose something when it takes an age to load the page. Angry

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 09:42

Good Morning I hope all is well apart from cats wee and injured child
Welcome Helena the bonkerism on here will become addictive
I am going to have a bath notbecauseofasorefanjoohno and then do that strange thing which is named work !!!!
See y' all laterzz hunzzzz,x

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 09:42

Oh no. SOMETHING TERRIBLE has happened Shock

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:43

What Vanilla?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 09:44

What vanilla?

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VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 09:44

I woke up this morning and overnight - OVERNIGHT - I have developed turkey neck SadSad

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 09:46

The creases were not there yesterday. I have droopy bits. They won't go away. Overnight, I tell you Sad overnight 😢😢😨😨😨😵

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 09:47

Getting old is a bastard.

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 09:48

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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:50
Grin
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carbcraver · 26/08/2016 09:54

How do I ask my dear daddy if he is going to pay contribute to my wedding..?

Commiserations Vanilla Flowers

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 09:54

Just listened to DD do a rather adorable rendition of the Hokey Kokey through the monitor. Smile

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 10:04

carb smile and say "you know how you love traditional things? And I'm a traditional daughter? And I'm having a traditional wedding? Well, traditionally ......." and hopefully he'll get the hint.

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 10:04

Ah, being how cuuuute!