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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 10:07

being I love it when they do things like that!

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 10:10
Grin
RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 10:33

What a bloody palaver!!!
Washed the duvet in the bath with my feet, like I was crushing grapes for wine (if only!)
My washing line is too weak to hold something that weight, so I took it round to my grandads house which is a few doors away. He's not there anymore as he's in a nursing home. Took it out to the line, and his garden was full of weeds, so pulled all of the weeds up. Duvet then fell off the line. So had to hang it over. I am dripping wet with sweat. I look ever so attractive.

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 10:38

Bloody cats!!

carbcraver · 26/08/2016 10:55

Sun still shining Red?!

Could be worse

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 10:57

Oh Red! How frustrating and hilarious!

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 10:59

I'm decorating THE CAKE for tomorrow's village fete cake competition. This isn't Agatha Raison and the Quiche of Death - this is Vanilla Sugar and the Cake of Doom.....

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 11:02

Question: I'm supposed to fill the middle with whipped cream and chocolate curls. But tomorrow will be 24 degrees and the cake will be sitting in a warm room so, inevitably, the cream will go sour. So I do it anyway and risk poisoning the judges?

Mycatsabastard · 26/08/2016 11:06

morning all :o

Just caught up. Welcome to the newbies.

AGL you are the same age as my oldest. I feel bloody ancient now. Please stay away from weird men who want to take you to the woods. My overprotective mother mode is kicking in here.

Cats piss stinks. Vinegar mixed with water and sprayed on the spot she pissed on helps eliminate the smell for good although to be fair, you will feel like you are going to bed in a bag of chips for a while.

I have been bitten by something in the night again. I have bites everywhere. It's horrible.

Mycatsabastard · 26/08/2016 11:08

vanilla I have no idea. My cooking skills are excellent. My baking skills are non-existent.

I can only suggest leaving it to the very last minute before putting the cream in but that's not very helpful is it.

Why not skip the competition and just let us lot eat that cake instead?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 11:19

Hmm... I hate cakes with buttercream in them so normally I would be screaming cream but if the weather isn't meant to be great... Tough one.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 11:42

Just checking in and checking straight back out again. Have got to go to niece's birthday party this afternoon. About 30 kids, a ton of sugar and a bouncy castle a.k.a Hell On Earth.

Wish I could have a bloody drink!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 12:27

Someone I know from school has posted a picture of her new underwear from Victoria Secret on Facebook. Hmm

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 12:45

This is the best theatre in the land and of course in Cornwall
These are the Fisherman's Friends
I of course was there and twas a good night

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 12:48

I knew that cake was going to end up poisoned, Vanilla! Grin. I've been predicting it all along and recommending it as a murder weapon! Yet another instance of predicting the future in this thread!

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 12:48

Vanilla - Squirty cream! Won't go off.

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 12:52

Squity cream will melt.

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 12:53

Is that Minack?

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 12:54

Vanilla give the poisoned slice of cake to la de dah school mum who upset your ds.

RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 12:54

Squirty cream!? Oh AGL I love you young and inexperienced you are.

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 12:55

Yes it's Minack and fairly close to me

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 12:56

Yes but it'll be fun to lick up

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 12:58

AGL behave yourself or I'll send your train exploits to the media

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 13:04

OMG it worked!!!!

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 13:05

OK a loose version blues clues - riddle time:

I like to roam but I'll always stay home,
I leave a silver track,
If you carried what I could carry with the way I moved ,
You'd break your neck and back.
What am I?

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