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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 00:01

It's not a nice image!!!!!!!!!

Portia you can get expelled for that!

RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 00:01

Hmmm, you are a little bit famous AGL. Maybe you'll make it into the front page of a magazine tomorrow. But for now I'm off to sleep.

Goodnight everyone!

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 00:02

Night Red!

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 00:06

Vanilla we were looking for the lost rugby ball
Night Red and thanks

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 00:08

Portia I think the lad you were with was probing the wrong place for a lost rugby ball!

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VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 00:11

You must have a very large fanny then, Portia

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 00:12

Was the ball with the pearl? Grin

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 00:12

I ended up with an oversized rugby ball

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 00:14

My fanjo.has now been stitched

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 00:15

Pearl is still wandering about somewhere

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 00:25

Goodnight everybody,

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 00:27

Night all

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VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 00:32

Night!!

HelenaDove · 26/08/2016 02:13

Just poking my head in to say hello and join in..

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 07:15

Helena hello!

Tell us about yourself. Smile

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Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 08:08

Hello, Helena, welcome to the thread!
What is your star sign, please? (Don't tell Blue I'm asking as she thinks I ask people too soon but I don't agree.)

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 08:11

Better, I think Blue is still asleep so your fine. She'll never know!

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 08:15

Being You were asking how the astrological spreadsheet is going and the answer is as well as can be expected, considering I can only work on it under certain required conditions ie in a hexagonal room, with six windows, by the light of a waxing moon, wearing purple robes, on the second Thursday of the month, during a thunderstorm.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 08:18

Better, you forgot about the Chorus of singing Mockingbirds outside.

carbcraver · 26/08/2016 08:42

Everyone loves being woken by the 7yr old telling us there's blood coming from the 4yr olds head, right??!! Sad

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 08:45

Oh dear! Injury or nose bleed???

carbcraver · 26/08/2016 08:48

Injury. The delightful Being's had been messing around and she somehow hit her head on the corner of the unit between the beds. A lot of blood from a teeny gash.

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 08:49

Being I am allowed to dispense with the mocking birds as long as I am eating a perfectly ripe pomegranate while working.

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 08:50

That is always the case with head cuts, cc - tiny wound, copious gore.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 08:51

Ah of course Better. I forgot that clause.