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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:39

Where's my magazine :(

carbcraver · 25/08/2016 23:39

Can't be dealing with public toilets.

Back of a transit van Wink

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 23:41

and pile in!

Erm vanilla we are not having an orgy! Shock Grin

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 23:43

I think I can imagine the rest. Was it a Virgin train?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 23:43

Hands on the seat? Confused

carbcraver · 25/08/2016 23:45

Antibac gel anyone?

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:45

It was a red train? This was YEARS ago.

Yes, Being. The toilet cover to be precise.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 23:45
PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 23:47

Years ago??? But you are 18

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:48

I wouldn't do it nowadays if that helps?

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:49

I was 14 Portia

Can we move on Grin

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 23:49

I hope it wasn't YEARS ago. You're only 18.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 23:50

Yes lets move on because I have a vision of a dirty raincoat man

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 23:51

Yes. And just a boy Sad

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:52

I hadn't had actual sex at that point and realised I didn't really want to lose my virginity in a toilet.

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 23:52

I'm going to bed on 10 mins..hey, we're a quarter of the way through already!

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:52

My, er, companion was 15. No dirty old men here! apart from the married one

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 23:53

I lost my virginity at school

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:54

Like literally AT school Portia? Shock

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 23:55

I now have an image of jeremy corbyn sitting outside the loo waiting for AGL to come.out.

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 23:56

VANILLA.

RedOnHerHedd · 25/08/2016 23:56

AGL you don't have a magazine because you don't have a famous boyfriend like Portia does. It's his famousness that's got Portia mentioned in the news.

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 23:57

I was a boarder so was he we snuck off to the rugby pitch one balmy night. Twas quite nice

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 23:59

Corbyn and super shop lad get chatty on virgin west coast line

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 00:00

Red Can I at least get a Vistaprint card :(