To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

Being it was very mean of you to come along and be younger than me. Only AGL was younger until you showed up. Huffs.

P.s. I became a mom at 21 and I'm usually described as old head on young shoulders.

AGL I believe it just means very young.

mouse why so many cakes?

AGL Special, then. Prized. Valuable. Jeez, there's no pleasing this boy!

I thought you were describing him like steak

Possibly

mummy. I reckon he'd go well with a nice blue cheese sauce.

I think I'm the oldest.

You're our second Aquarius, Annie - still quite scarce on this thread full of Virgos (real and fake, Portia!), Scorpios, Librans and Leos. I think cats is an Aquarius too, or Red.

Better AT is Gemini

portia. Doesn't that mean he's a bit two-faced ('heyyyyy Aidie...')

Some top form posts, tonight, btw.

Gemini means twins. Oh dear.

Yes, I remember that, Portia. I remember making an ill-advised joke several threads ago to the effect that, since there were two of him, you wouldn't mind sharing him with Jess. You disagreed

Think I'll ask that Owen whathisface if he likes Louboutins

I changed the subject matter

I'm a politician I ducked out

Annie - You are our third cake-maker on the thread - along with Vanilla (who specialises in delicious chocolate and whisky cakes) and msl (who makes amazing purple cakes with six layers). However, what I want to know is - can you make scones? (To rhyme with gone, not cone, mind.)

Better I'm a Leo. Lioness, red hair and feisty temper to go with it.

I make cakes too, and pies, and anything really. My welsh cakes are the best in the world, and I'm not being big-headed, it's just the truth

Oh god, my upstairs neighbours are having noisy and prolonged sex - or maybe really good cheesecake. Whichever it is, I wish they'd hurry up and finish.

There's lovely Jess. I'd have to shout "SHE'S FAKING IT!"

Huh Jess you'd better not come to my house tis very noisy

There's a lady at my grandad's nursing home and she's going to be 110 on the 29th. How bloody amazing is that!? She's the oldest lady in Wales! The BBC are going to be filming up there, so I'll put my best outfit on and smile for the camera.

They've got really strong Brummie accents as well (no offence to those from Birmingham on this thread). Am telling myself it was cheesecake. Or a really exciting football match.

Totally gonna out myself on BBC news.

I'm a Taurus whatever that means

I feel left out. I've never overheard people DTD...