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AIBU?

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:32

Better but I'm the virgin

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 21:33

Yes, definitely, but in a good, mature way! Maybe it's to do with being a Mummy so young... Smile

jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 21:34

Jess well I dunno!!! And I have only just got the relevance of your username! Doh, bit slow on the uptake here!
Steady on there Better stick to 30's or we're getting into the realms of fairytales 😉

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:34

oooo below the belt or crotch as the case may be

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 21:35

Portia
Grin Grin to both your last posts!

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 21:37

It's just the way people come across, disembodied on threads!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 21:38

jet what is the relevance of Jess's NN? Confused

And Better, I had to grow up fast because of my DD but I can still be immature when I can want to be Grin

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:39

This is his wedding suit

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 21:40

Crusty lace curtains?....

better. Yep, she was deffo Libran, but I think she, like me has become resentful of the 'bee-yoo-tiful' lady pic the Virgos get, while we get kitchen scales.

jet. I got a message from MNHQ which said 'if you're talking about the Gilmore Girls, then we agree'! Case bloody closed! (am rarely right)

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:40

No comment

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 21:42

Jess, MNHQ email people?

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:42

I washed those jizzy curtains I'll have you know. There were outside blowin

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 21:44

I'm a Virgo and it's my birthday next Tuesday.

coughs

jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 21:44

Jess is a Glimore Girls reference Being and it was mentioned on a previous thread I believe. Time for a meme?

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:47

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jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 21:49

jess

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:51

Mines better

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 21:51

I never liked Gilmore Girls.

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 21:55

FGS my Gran has just rung my landline to say she's going to bed and she wont drink Harveys again.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 21:56

jet thank you, thank you, thank you - you now how I like my 'meat' fresh.....

being It's because I asked them to move that 'other thread' to AIBU from relationships.....although why I am explaining myself to you? Never liked Gilmore Girls..... I feel a flounce coming on.

AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 21:56

I'm just happy to be the youngest Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 21:57

portia. Do you not think they could be related?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 21:59

You're not just fresh, AGL - you is rare.....

(It's a compliment, do not do a Sad face)

AnnieOnnieMouse · 22/08/2016 22:09

Aquarius, I think - first half Feb.
There are some scary threads out there today!
I'll make some different cakes next week, AGL. I need about 14 for the weekend after next, so will be going for it in batches - fruit ones first, as they improve with a bit of a 'sit'

AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 22:10

Rare? Confused

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