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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 22:54

Better stop winding me up Grin

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 22:55

I make a good carrot cake :)

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 22:56

I was on the tv.

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jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 22:59

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RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 22:59

Being a few years ago we had neighbours move in two doors away and in the summer when the windows were open I thought I heard a cow mooing, which is reasonable since we live near farms. But the more it was going on the more I realised that it was her moooaning. Every bloody night. It got to be a bit of a joke between all the neighbours because we could hear them so clearly. And that's when I shouted out "SHES FAKING IT! FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT UP!" It worked anyway, as I didn't hear them again after that. They moved out not long after.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 23:02

Red, that's hilarious. Grin Surely her DP could tell that mooing probably means faking.

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:03

Excellent Jet
Red you passion killer.

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jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 23:04

No no no, jam first then cream, losers 😉

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:05

CORNISH CREAM

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jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 23:07

These look good though

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AnnieOnnieMouse · 22/08/2016 23:07

My cakes are usually cheap and cheerful 50p a slice and still make a profit fundraiser things, rather than posh gateaux. Purple cakes sound fascinating!
I am useless at sgonz, sorry! I think you need proper milk for those, and I can't tolerate cows milk at all. I refuse to bake anthing I can't have some of myself!
My oven is also knackered, as someone looking at you, DS leaned on the door when it was open and bent the bit where the hinges locate.
Who's the bloke you keep posting pictures of, btw?

jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 23:08

Heh heh

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:11

Naked attraction is on tv. Weird looking todger on there

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 23:13

Photo, Portia? Make a young gay happy!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 23:14

Portia, is it the tiny one? My friend just sent a picture of it. 😂

Mummyshortlegz · 22/08/2016 23:14

Dairy free

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:15

Its on C4 AGL

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jetSTAR · 22/08/2016 23:15

Nite

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:16

Yes miniscule and a funny shape

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 23:16

And slightly lacking in the testicular region?

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:17

Night JET

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:18

Ping pong balls

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 23:19

The penis you are talking about is probably bigger than my ex's

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:19

Well, never mind Annie - at least you pronounce scones the right way! I like your spelling - sgonz! Excellent!

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:21

Folks who do not live in Kernow know nothing nothing I say about scons

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