To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

Who is starting the next thread?

I'm useless in real life. I surprised myself! Although..... was it on Thread Two that I said DH's side had a family seat and one of you lot said that you had a loo seat?

Blue You do it!!

vanilla an excellent response, and I bow to you.

I'm the queen of 'thought-retorts' in RL, usually hours after the event that triggered my seething resentment.

Jess that's how I am only sometimes days of seething later

Blue You do it!!

Me? Start the next one?

The torch is yours, blue - all you have to do is light the touch paper......

I think I only managed it because she was going on about her tenuous title and something must have subconsciously clicked into place. I'm usually rubbish at put downs & come backs.

Being we're further south. I'm Monica of the Glen me if we hadn't moved darn sarf, that is.

Over to you Blue - are you going to leave some clues? Whatever happened to Blue's Clues?

www.mullion-cove.co.uk/webcam/
A nice calm evening

A nice man

Can't leave him like that

But you prefer him when he's naughty!

Don't lie!

The towel is appropriately placed he's naughty

portia. 'A nice calm evening'? Doesn't sound very typical.

AGL. Have finally found and 'liked' your FB thread. I hope you realise this meant stumbling across a straggly queue of friend requests from various undesirables, all of whom I have accepted out of sheer politeness - and will probably not log in again until 2020, when, with any luck, my FB account will have expired. I did it for you.

portia That's the pic! Why do you tease me so?

Huh Jess what can you mean

portia Quick, to the other thread! Helena has posted a link about Aidie!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/secondary/2716254-Am-I-being-unfair-GCSE-results?msgid=63170545#63170545
This is most oddering

As a state school maid, I don't know. The guy got grades higher than expected so I think it should level out the C. It depends how much of an entitled little twat he is really. I'd say: get a summer job, pays us some rent and you can continue where you are. I don't like the idea of state education being held up as some sort of 'punishment'.

Vanilla I saw your postman pat addition, most amusing

I think bs

Sorry lostman pat isnt bs but the thread I linked to whiffs of it

Im going to be busy for a while be back later