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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 15:22

Most unhealthy but looks yummy

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Mummyshortlegz · 25/08/2016 15:24

Yum brown yum

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 15:26

There's veg burgers Grin they're healthy!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 15:40

Gotta love a veggie burger.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 15:45

There's veg burgers grin they're healthy!

Definitely don't put that to the mumsnet jury. They will destroy you tell you it is most unhealthy

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 16:03

Tempted to start an AIBU Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 25/08/2016 16:04

Depends if it quorn or shitty Linda Mcartney or those burgers with bit of vegetable in them.

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 16:10

The last one! Morrisons Own

I HATE Linda McCartney too

PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 16:16

As it's veggie burgers you are definitely healthy AGL
I otoh am not as I'm in the Ship Inn and consumed a ploughman washed down with a g&t Grin

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AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 16:17

Portia Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 16:26

You seem to spend half your life in the Ship Inn, Portia!

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 16:27

And the other half in bed with a certain gent.

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 16:31
PortiaCastis · 25/08/2016 16:36

Grin. < i am ginned and ** ked and happy>

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Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 16:40

All right for some! Grin

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 16:47

I am doing the ironing. My life is amaaaaaaaaazing.

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 16:49

I have done something mean and bitchy and low and nasty and bitchy again.And do you know what? it feels gooooood!

AverageGayLad · 25/08/2016 16:50

Spill Vanilla Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 16:55

Yes! Spill! No, wait, let me guess! You laced your chocolate cake with laxatives and offered a generous slice to those school mums you don't like?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 16:56

Go, vanilla - I love this stuff!

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 16:59

Is it school mum related?

Bettercallsaul1 · 25/08/2016 17:00

Oh, go on! Tell us! You know you want to!

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 17:01

My 9yr old son had a friend had as in the boy turned out NOT to be my son's friend. I also thought that the boy's mother was my friend but she turned on me in June.

Anyway, another school mum came over today with her own son. She was talking about the other boy's birthday party which was last weekend.

Anyway... I knew that my own DS hadn't been invited as I had overheard the party boy's mother inviting other boys in the playground after school. We were away last weekend so it didn't matter.

ANYWAY - the mum today asked why my boy wasn't there... so I told the truth and said "BECAUSE HE WASN'T INVITED!" I knew all the other boys in the school year had been invited so I thought I'd rub it in.

And it worked. School mum was ShockShockShock.

Ha! I am such a cow.

VanillaSugar · 25/08/2016 17:02

Yesssssssss! School mum related 😂😂😉😉😉😉

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 25/08/2016 17:05

You weren't bitchy; you told the truth! How mean of them! Am so looking forward to September and my indication into the school run! (clutches head)