To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

Vanilla intrigued as to where you are? Could you give a vague region of the world?

Vanilla leave it to my Gran, she'll sort bitch show off not getting any sex school la de dah school mammy out dreckly.
Alternatively if you have a dog cat horse or tiger empty the poo bag through her letterbox.
Stealthily under cover of darkness of course.
Or I'll get Aidey baby to poke her with his pikestaff up the rear end !
Bitch

Love you Portia!!!!!!!!!

When we moved into the village, a neighbour popped round and asked "Do you have any titles in your family?"

Any titles?

Although, I am friends with the something of Thurso's son.

Lord? Can't remember.

"Do you have any titles in your family?"

yeah because youre only an acceptable member of society with at least one of those.

I'm a Miss, does that count?

We're like the new F-R-I-E-N-D-S

vanilla. I would have ushered her to the bookcase.

AGL. I'll be there for yooooooo, when the rain starts to fall....

So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

Your jobs a joke, you're broke. Your love life's DOA...

Jess "To the bookcase"

being. IT hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year BUT...

(Heads over to YouTube)

I'm a Miss, does that count?

. Well I'm posher because I'm a "Ms" which makes me mysterious

I was a Master til I turned 18 :(

AGL, you are unique on here. The only Mr in a sea of Misss, Mss and Mrss.

That was confusing to type

I actually said "Oh, we have titles on both sides of the family and can trace one side back to 1352 but we don't use them as that's rather vulgar, don't you think?"

And she nodded in agreement.

I was lying, of course.

being. Have just listened to it and wondered why I don't listen to it more.

vanilla that was quick thinking! Wish I could be that quick at comebacks.

Also I am a lady, even if I'm not a Lord and Lady of the manor type of Lady. Does that count?

I'm ace at comebacks online

It's actually 1159..hahahahahahahhahaha!

I've been in the gin.