To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

My phone battery is only 2% and the charger in my bedroom, which is the loft room. And I'm downstairs.

I look daft in a bikini

I look beyond amazing in a bikini. So beyond amazing that I have circled back into atrocious.

My dd has bigger boobs than me

Hi all, how is everyone this fine evening? How is your tooth (or lack thereof), AGL?
Blue You must be feeling very happy tonight! I'd be having a few s to celebrate, if I were you!
Vanilla. How's your DD? Still upbeat, I hope? And how is your cake? Are you feeding it daily with alcohol?
Being and Portia The spreadsheet is a work-in-progress - lots more information-gathering required! You can't hurry these things you know... All will be revealed when the right stars are in alignment.

I look like Miss Tiny Tits in comparison to my friends. They are all there with their huge bosoms bouncing about and I just sit there feeling inadequate.

Hi Better which phase of the moon do you anticipate your illustrious spreadsheet to be completed?

I MIGHT HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT PROPERTY ON THE HOME OPTIONS FREESHEET

• 2 Bed
• Ground floor
• Shared Garden
• £95/Week

Red change it to a jar of jam.

That is yet to be decided by a greater power than us, Portia. I am merely the handmaiden of that power.

Being my 17 year old has the bounce I have bulbs

Is that to share with someone else, AGL?

No just for me

Oh AGL that sounds good

Better Demelza was a handmaiden and did ok

My apologies I have to go to a culinary establishment, will be back later

That seems very reasonable for a two-bedroom flat, AGL. Mind you, you don't know what condition it's in.

AGL. Wow, awesome - and not a bad price. Mine is exactly that but £600 a month! Go for it!

Gonna bid first thing tomorrow, currently watching Bake Off

being. Yep, know that feeling. I think I'm getting past the bikini stage now. I have 36DD boobs, and a quite like my legs but the bit in between - put it this way, I'm frequently asked 'when it's due'.

AGL good luck!!!!

better I can't have alcohol on my meds and tomorrow is going to be a difficult day, so happiness wavering. I hope today's luck continues through tomorrow. I need it to. Already getting increasingly stressed about it.

Boobs wise - mine are tremendous - can hardly contain them (I'm sure they don't help my back). Rest of me - no way in hell I'd shoe it in a bikini. I'm rather hoping burkini's really take off.

Jess, I hate my legs with a passion. I always have.

I was at my skinniest just before DD was born. I blame DP for my podgyness now.

*show it in a bikini

Blue, not if you want to holiday in France, they won't.