To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

I'll remember all of you, these threads will still be going

AIBU to start the ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIFTH thread that nobody responds to

And it's still going too

Just dont quote my exploits AGL or you'll get spanked with a spatula

9730 posts of no-one responding so far

Being

Isn't it 8730?

Why does somebody always mess up my numbered posts!

No, definitely 9734

O bollocks AGL. I blame distracting DC, mummy brain, joy and stress (tomorrow is going to be a difficult day)

No wait, I thought we were on the 10th thread. Ignore me.

Oh I was right. Thanks being

Oh being you're confusing me more now!

I just ate some on the jam I made this morning, on a piece of toast with real butter. I've never made jam before, not on my own. I used to make it with my nan, but I was really young and probably just licked the spoon.

But fair play, I did a really good job of it, tastes amazing, nice and firm.

Yum.

Jam on toast anyone??

But we started with 0 posts.

Start of thread 1 = 0 posts.

Start of thread 2 = 1000 posts.

Therefore start of thread 10 = 9000 posts but as we haven't quite reached it it's nearly 8750 posts.

not entirely sure whats happening?

I'll have some Red!

Hang on a minute, we're almost near the end of thread 9 that nobody responds to right?

And nobody has responded to any of these threads, so at the end of thread 10 we will have a grand total of...

Drumroll please....

Zero.
None.
Nil.
Nada.
0

So how many points have I got?

It's very yummy AGL. I shall be scoffing it down every day until it's gone and I'm fat eating a little bit every now and then because I'm watching my figure you know.

I have argued with oily

Jam!!

What flavour?

It definitely starts with an 8. We only get to 9,000 at the end of this thread.

We make AGL famous by standing by him through college, making sure he's eating his veggies and working hard for his First. Then he starts up a brilliant software company and becomes the new Bill Gates. And then we meet him in real life and he hands us a million quid each. Cos he's so rich.

And we have to do and then faces for the Daily Fail. In our bikinis. Then we enter the sidebar of shame as they rip us to pieces because we've got side boobs, cellulite and varicose veins.

Being its blackberry (picked by the DCs) and apple jam.

I look shit amazing in a bikini.