To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

For Jess from Mikey*

TOAD!! I'm sure I've told you about posting porn!!! You naughty girl. Especially you and you DP's latest "party". Tut tut.

Post on my other thread guys

portia. Love that one (and him - drool)
Plus it parallels nicely with 'Where You Go' by Carole King (from Gilmore Girls, obv)

Also I'm actually hopeful on house B . The estate agent remembered me from when I bought a house through them at 19!! Then got him to sell it 18m later, at a profit and only gave him 6w to get a buyer, in a recession. . He's going to talk to the owner of house and try and get him to pick me - even though on paper I'm a terrible option. He says the landlord is after a good family rather than a someone who just meets the tick boxes and I'd be perfect for that (he remembered my high standards too ). Touching loads of wood. Please let it be mine!

Managed to save my phone from dying just in time. 1%

That's brilliant Blue! Fingers crossed for you!!!!

YAY FOR BLUE!!!!!!!!

Toad, is that you and your DP in that porn pic?

Ahem...yes! But I don't want DP to know he's all over the internet in the nude. I think I could get done for that nowadays!

Oh fuck, he's only gone and done it.... Apologies toad for leading AGL astray!

That's okay, Jess - I know you're a good lass really. So long as my baby doesn't get banned or anything.

Toad it's ok, your secret is safe with us. After all, we're all family here. But if he's ever a bastard to you, then he can look out!!!

Blue, that's a good sign. Fingers crossed for you. :)

AGL I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you too.

This is my life.

Come on all you jokers no hopers and rogues

Being . I'm worse than that

it's ok, your secret is safe with us. After all, we're all family here. But if he's ever a bastard to you, then he can look out!!!

Aw thanks, Red you're a real sweetie-pie :)

Blue, yeah, that's like a fraction of what I eat.

AGL I posted on your other thread bjt was admonished about imodium

blue. Oh, bless you, fantastic news! How exciting! 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

being. That would be diet day for me! And I'd be proud!

Being

If I had a pound for the number of diets I have started, etc....

I saw Portia! How rude of her!

I'll update you all on my flat situation :)

Jess

Maybe we should create a new diet that no one responds to of course We could sell books and be RICH!

TOAD!! I'm sure I've told you about posting porn!!! You naughty girl. Especially you and you DP's latest "party". Tut tut

Ahem......yes, I must be more careful or I'll be kicked off the thread back into my scummy pond. I was just trying to stop you guys getting bored and getting into mischief