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To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 20:45

Blue Good news 😂

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toadgirl · 23/08/2016 20:46

Blue

Touching loads of wood. Please let it be mine!

Oooh, sounds pervy Wink

Sorry, us toads can never miss the opportunity to lower the tone.

Fingers and toes crossed for you though!!!!!!

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 20:47

AGL I didnt take it lying down. I retaliated
Jess Mikey is delish

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toadgirl · 23/08/2016 20:47

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 20:48

toad I had fornicating frogs in my garden pond. They were very noisy

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toadgirl · 23/08/2016 20:52

Portia

Yes, we can be very vocal Wink

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 23/08/2016 20:58

Touching loads of wood. Please let it be mine!

Oooh, sounds pervy wink

Grin you and your dirty mind! Although now you've pointed it out, I've laughed that much I've woken up my puppy up.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 21:00

toad. My neighbour was very 'vocal' last night.

toadgirl · 23/08/2016 21:03

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:04

For toad

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toadgirl · 23/08/2016 21:04

Blue Laughter is the best medicine :)

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:05

Jess you had a glass to the wall

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toadgirl · 23/08/2016 21:08

Portia

Psychedelic pond scum!!!!! Grin Thanks for that!!!!

toadgirl · 23/08/2016 21:08

What did you hear, Jess?

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:10

toad thag was a laser tongue Grin

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 21:29

portia and toad. Trust me, I did not need a glass. She was LOUD. And she's on the top floor; there's a flat in between us - he must have had the full experience!

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:29

Why

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:30

Has

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:30

Everybody

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:31

Left

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:31

Me

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Mummyshortlegz · 23/08/2016 21:31

I'm watching telly.

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:32

,Harumph

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PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 21:33

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 21:35

I am here portia. post some pics of Aidie. That'll bring 'em back.

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