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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 18:02

portia that bloody LunaLovesHerself has told me off before as well, can't remember why (probably for posting pissed)

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 18:02

Ask which sex toy people prefer

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 18:03

portia tommorrow - let him have his moment! Promise you in the morning it will be our turn to shine!

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 18:05

Well I hope she gets a lunar rock and needs the aforementioned product

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 18:07

portia Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 23/08/2016 18:07

Am I the only one who doesn't think it's acceptable for a child to shove another child unprovoked, no matter how old they are?!? Hmm

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 18:10

Nothing is acceptable for Christ sake buy a mooncup

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AverageGayLad · 23/08/2016 18:15

My threads gone quiet :(

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 18:17

Sorry Being have I taken your post the wrong way?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 18:19

Don't worry, AGL. - they tend to peak and then meander along steadily, and yours certainly peaked! Well done, was so chuffed to see it in 'discussions of the day'!

AverageGayLad · 23/08/2016 18:20

Did it really end up there? Grin

And you're sure it'll still be posted on?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 18:22

IT most certainly did! I don't think it will disappear quite yet. High five!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 23/08/2016 18:27

Portia, what do you mean taken the wrong way?

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 18:33

Well Being your post was about shoving children and was it acceptable and I thought you were sort of joking which is why I said get a mooncup, then I thought oh no what if someone has shoved her child

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 23/08/2016 18:43

No, Portia, it actually did happen yesterday. It's fine though, they are all jumping on to tell me I'm just being PFB about it.

I didn't realise your mooncup comment was aimed at me. Grin

AverageGayLad · 23/08/2016 18:46
PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 18:48

Phew ! But no child should shove another unprovoked. Sounds like the other child had free range parents and needs a good telling off
Just going to eat my chish and fips. Be back soon

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AnnieOnnieMouse · 23/08/2016 18:58

Have joined in the own brand thread.
Am seriously worried if one poster there really IS my dd!

AverageGayLad · 23/08/2016 19:03

Why Annie Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 19:03

Annie. I read your post, that would be amusing (but that depends on what else you've posted on here!)

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 19:31

I am so happy my Gran doesn't like the interweb wotnot. If she were on here nobody would be safe!
Mum just text me and Gran and Jim with the hat are still at the Shp Inn, they went for lunch FFS.!

Aideys coming later

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 19:40

portia. Couldn't you set up an account as PortiaGran? It would be utterly brilliant! You could just 'channel' her!

PortiaCastis · 23/08/2016 19:45

Good idea Jess but it would have to be Jims woman or something like that

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carbcraver · 23/08/2016 19:47

19 pages already. Jeez. This is what happens when you work Angry miss soooooo much!!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 23/08/2016 19:49

Sorry Carb. Have you told Better your star sign for her spreadsheet?

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