To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

I'd be keen, Jess I've always been interested in this kind of thing.

I am Leo with a Gemini ascendant.

No, he said it about me....to a guy....who did the confused thing. Which made me sad

Ah, I see!

I guess the passerby felt a bit surprised to be addressed like that. Maybe also wondering how that old goat could pull such a young girl. He probably is having trouble getting a date and is wondering how the old man did it.

Off with staff to do a food shop, anyone want anything from Morrisons?

What are their courgettes like ?

Sorry Better, I was teasing you. I'm a Taurus. 😂

Waves at everyone, drags self back out to get some housework done

AnnieOnnieMouse

Hello there!

The time will come when you can't drag yourself away from this thread :)

Also, look out, but there's a cat on this thread!

Good afternoon! My children are napping, washing on the line and I took them for a 3 mile walk (round trip) to the park this morning. I can eat shit and do nothing now!

Well done, Mummy

Those 3 miles with short legs (despite there being 8 of them) is very impressive!!!

Four times as many feet so four times as many steps :-)

I'm totally confused now! Are you Sagitarius, Taurus or as I suspect a Libran, Being? Put your hand on the bible, now.

Better, my birthday is the end of April so I promise with my hand on a copy of Harry Potter that I am a Taurus.

toad. You are such a cheerleader; I shall buy you pom-poms (I love that word)

AGL. Yes to courgettes; make sure they're nice and firm....

Mummy. More than I've achieved today (but please don't eat shit - unless it's Poo Crumbs from Aldi)

Annie. According to the veritable Matthew Wright, Mumsnet's very existence is to provide 'chore-Dodgers' with an excuse not to do them - come back!

Poo crumbs makes me weep

They will most certainly make your eyes water if you eat them, Mummy.

Right, I have officially registered you as a Taurus, Being! (An oath on Harry Potter is good enough for me. ) Just as well you came clean - a stray Sagitarius wandering across my chart would have caused no end of confusion...

Back with, erm lunch? sandwich, anyway.
My DS will visit overnight later this week.
I need to put clean bedding in spare room, and rescue the place enough so he doesn't raise his eyebrows. I haven't seen him since Christmas. Also DH is busy laying a new bit of patio, and I'm getting side eye for sitting down quite so much!

We had beans on toast for lunch. I didn't have breakfast before our walk and I was starving!

Load four of washing is in the machine. I have three loads on the line and I've used up all my pegs!

msl - You're Leo?

Wow, Mummy you're a trouper.

I've some the sum total of SFA today, except win a bid on Ebay for an evening bag. I never go out in the evenings and it's a very casual place. I never dress up. WTAF?

DONE the sum total* FFS

toad. Ha! I'm glad you're still doing it! While there is hope, there is possibility!

Toads never give up

I'm back!

Woman pissed me off though. "None of that cheap shit" to her friend who was getting something. Well SOME OF US me HAVE TO BUY M SAVERS CAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE

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