To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

toad Awwwwww!

AGL. It's all the same stuff, just with fancier packaging.

Jess Exactly! I think that just annoyed me cause of the flat thing, normally I don't mind people saying that.

Mum is that your bridesmaids dress?

Scorpio /-)

better remember I'm a pretty lady if only I was actually pretty, my stupid star sign mocks me

AGL, my favourite shop is B&M at the moment because I love finding things cheap! Ignore her!

blue. At least you're not a kitchen appliance. Who finds them attractive? someone, somewhere, possibly in Take A Break

Another quick nip on our prestigious thread just to make sure the tone is low.
Whoever wanted a courgette when you can stuff a marrow?
Mum and oily paid me a visit, Mum put the hoover round and used an article called a duster. Oily went on and on about the delights of a sodding oil rig and going out on his chopper.
Gran and Jim with the chatty hat have apparently gone to The Ship Inn.
Dd is out with a tannoy and me I'm still entering.
Behave yourselves
I shall leave you with Gunwalloe ...........

portia. Do you mean chopper bike or helicopter?

Ha neither !

Mum is that your bridesmaids dress?

What a great idea, Son!

I was just trying on some clothes in storage (found under a lily pad), but yes that would make a lovely bridesmaid's dress, I think.

being. I was just having a flick through my 'watch' list (also bored) and found a thread on buttering bread, which is still going strong. Am tempted to start one called 'Should I cut the crusts off' and see how far it goes, but am fearful I won't be able to conjur up the 'concern' required to make it believable.

portia. Am curious now! (have led a sheltered life)

Took this pic for you all earlier!

Crikey, less of a "Chat" and more of a "Traumatic Conversation"

For no reason whatsoevs

If we all continue to be bored, I'll have to bring out the Toad Porn

I love reading the headlines on there!

AGL. Am going to have to buy it now, damn you!

Am tempted to start one called 'Should I cut the crusts off' and see how far it goes, but am fearful I won't be able to conjur up the 'concern' required to make it believable

Lol, Jess :)

Some ideas to get you started:-

1. Concern about your carbon footprint (all that waste )

1. The fact that your child's hair might not get nice 'n' curly if no crusts eaten. Or is that an old wives' tale?

1. The money you'd save if the crusts were eaten. You probably use an extra loaf a week by cutting off crusts (you could have a holiday flying first-class on that, surely?)

1. How will children ever learn about the big wide world if they don't learn how to chew the tougher parts of the bread? Real life is full of chewy crusts

1. ....and so on.....

I'd love to read about "My Prom Date was a Camel".

So jealous. I kind of fancy camels. I've ridden one (not in THAT way, you filthy beasts!) and had my photo taken with one.

toad. Please do it. Pretty please......

Give me ideas too, for starting a controversial topic!