To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

Be careful, Better - I can feel a face coming on......AND I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! (sobs)

Fingers crossed Blue

What is this poo crumbs thing? I've seen it alluded to many times on mn but I've never had a clue what its about.

I've been on MN for more than 8 years, but clearly the poo crumbs thread took place when I didn't come here as often.

No it wasn't the one where he wiped standing up, it was that he was hairy and poo stuck to his hair when wiping which caused crumbs to be left on the toilet seat and even in their bed!!

Yes, good luck blue. I think it's in the same vein as penis beakers, moon ups and knicker-sniffing (the latter is my personal fave - I've made a fortune since discovering that (caveat: this may not be true) 50% of all men do it.

A posters dh.used to have a shower and then sit down to watch tv with no pants on. Poster was concerned about poo crumbs on her new sofa

Poo crumbs:
To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/1816445-To-be-sick-of-DPs-poo-crumbs

Vanilla!!! You weren't the OP on that thread, were you?!?!! Friends, we are in the presence of greatness! (or complete notoriety!)

Oh I want to put something on a thread but I'll get banned

Why will you get banned Portia?

I'll back off now, Jess, at your behest.

Someone wants to smell of orange of lemon. Well stick a satsuma where the sun don't shine and guff

Oh thank God, there are lots of them....

better. Every time I see an AGL , I get a horrible little heart crushing pang...

I've told him to stop, and he refuses.

We need to have words with mummytoad.

portia. I can guess what thread, I asked them to remove my post (it was admittedly twattish but I was cross)

No, it wasn't me. But I think I posted similar about a year ago under a different name.

I too am going to try again with the estate agent tomorrow, I just want a home!

When I have a flat there'll be no more sadfaces

Portia that would be a brilliant response!

Vanilla I had no idea that so many women suffer their DP's poo crumbs. Does your... Errrr... Friend... still have a problem with... errr... her... DP's poo crumbs?

I do hope so, AGL. Will be watching out and fingers crossed.

Right, I'm off to sleep now. Good luck to blue and AGL with the house search tomorrow.

See you all in the morning.
G'night everyone. Mwah!

Who wants to stink like a lemon
Tangs of citrus a dusting of pith and a whopping great guff. Je t'dore guff galore

Night red

Night everyone

And its Goddnight from Aidey baby