To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

Good morning.

I have just one question: what the hell is a poo crumb?

Morning all!
Being - You don't want it spelled out to you, believe me.

Red - Best of luck with the two houses today. Your luck will change, honestly! If you don't get either, then I say possibly with some lack of originality "A curse on both your houses!"

Sorry, that should have been to Blue! --still think of Ruby as red!

Not that there was anyone on this thread called Ruby...

I'll shut up now...!

It's alright Better, I RTFT so I know now. And I feel quite queazy. My DP is quite hairy but I can honestly say we have never had that issue. He would be in deep shit literally if he was that grim.

Morning!!

In my house,it's not exactly crumbs, but more like bits of biscuit. Loo roll. That's all I'm saying.

Shit. Shittedy shit. It's my wedding anniversary today. DH has got me my favourite champagne and lovely card. I got him a card that said "You're lazy and you snore" and inside I'd even written "And you leave bits of biscuit by the loo" - I feel bad now.

Vanilla Well, it would have been much worse if it had been the other way round! (In all senses )

Vanilla, DP is lucky if I have shaved my legs for our anniversary.

He worked late last night so that he could leave early today to take me out for dinner. I haven't the heart to tell him I'm taking the kids on an Heducational trip to Stratford today so we'll be late home instead. Oooops.

I'll try and pick up something nice today upon Shakespearean proportions.

Better and Bing

Oh,good news. DD went on The Student Room last night and asked about her second choice. She has loads of replies from people there saying how much they loved the place and how friendly it was - DD was beaming for the first time in a week! She should get her accommodation sorted in Friday and wants to go shopping this weekend to IKEA on Bank Holiday Monday

this weekend to IKEA on Bank Holiday Monday

- good luck. You'll need it.

Glad she's feeling better about it all now.

better

Morning all.

Vanilla. That is excellent news, hope she is feeling much happier. And a relief for you, too!

Blue good luck, sweets (I completely missed the name change, oh dear - I did think it was a bit strange there were two identical ladies on here though). Blame it on insomnia....

Great news Vanilla I feel a sense of relief 💖

Thank you Guess I should get up now, as I told everyone we were leaving at 8.30 today.

Vanilla, I'm glad your DD is happy now.

IKEA was heaving yesterday and it wasn't a bank holiday. Good luck with that. 😂

I wish we had an IKEA down here. Or do I?

jess they are worth travelling for

Toad I don't think you've been contributing enough memes recently. Tutt tutt

blue. I don't drive and furniture might be a bit heavy for the train. I need a van (with accompanying man, preferably)

Good Morning lovely union members. I hope you're all well
Vanilla your news sounds promising and everyone else have a great morning. I hope accomadation can be found for those looking
Ive just got up, that mans insatiable.
Have to work so will catch you all later

Have a good 'un, Portia. Have got day off, yaaaay!

That us great news, Vanilla! So glad she has cheered up and now likes the sound of the other Uni!