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To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:21

Ah, that's right, Red! You were our third or fourth Leo!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 23:21

My welsh cakes are the best in the world, and I'm not being big-headed, it's just the truth
Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 23:21

Right, I'm off to bed. Gotta be up early tomorrow. Confused Kill me now. Love you all. Grin

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:22

Cant remember my exs he was always too drunk to find it

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:23

Night

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:23

Bejng

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:24

That is a truly amazing cake, msl! Is there any left?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 23:25

I had noisy sex neighbours once. On one occasion my mom was visiting - she went into the street (summer windows open) and shouted "for gods sake can't she at least learn to fake it properly".
I was both BlushGrin

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:26
Grin
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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 23:26

Night being.

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:27

You're a Taurus, Being?! How did that escape me? I thought I knew all the regulars. At this rate, we are merely going to be a reflection of society at large instead of a restricted, secret coven!

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:28

Ah the lovely cake again
I'm hopeless at baking

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RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 23:28

I've just been reading a zombie thread about poo crumbs that her DP left everywhere. Disgusting but funny! In the 20 years of being together, my DH has never once had a poo crumb!!

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:29

Night, Being, you Taurus you.

AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 23:29

Am I still the only Pisces?

RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 23:30

G'night Being. Sweet dreams.

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:30

Oh, that's a famous, ie notorious MN thread, Red! Often alluded to!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 23:31

Red. You have summed it up completely. A cow mooing. Oh, God, I hope the dude doesn't have Viagra.... (looks up white noise apps)

AnnieOnnieMouse · 22/08/2016 23:31

Mummy, that cake is so beautiful! I'm hyperventilating that it's also dairy free!
The 14 cakes are because I'm organising the refreshments for a lecture weekend. I prefer to do the lot myself, then you're not left worrying who is supposed to bring the milk, or if anyone will organise a float properly. I am delegating the washing up, tho!
Interesting nn, Red

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:31

Ah the famous poo crumbs

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 23:32

Ermmmm Red .... Blush Is that.... errs... about the DH who wipes his bottom standing up? What's the OP's NN? Asking for a friend Blush

Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 23:33

Yes, so far, Average. You are the only a big fish in our small pond.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 23:33

Poo crumbs? And I thought my diet was bad.

PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 23:33

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 23:33

The house I saw this evening (I'll call it house B) was actually quite good. Not as good standard as the little one the other day (house A). However B is a fair bit bigger than A. They are both in a nice little cul-de-sacs, on the same estate and same prices.

I'm going to try for both and see what happens. I can see myself living in either.

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