To complain to the zoo about the wanking monkeys?

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I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.
Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.
AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?

Monkeyworld is where I saw water fountain chimp. Shagging is like a handshake to primates they are very forward 😁

Barbarianmum

Does seeing a dog poo in the park make your child start shitting on the grass?
Lol at this. Fucking brilliant!!!

Oh God that vid of the tortoise was so funny!

The wanking monkeys stared at my great grandmother while going at it. She couldn't look away.

That's low, I didn't make eye contact with my masturbating gorilla.

At Edinburgh Zoo the rhino did a massive poo followed by a very happy and pleased sigh. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen in a zoo.

Monkeys can be very resourceful with their wanking. I can never unsee what that monkey did to the poor frog < not envy

You only have yourself to blame if you now go and Google this!

I had to shield the children's eyes from 2 ladybirds when we were walking yesterday. The whole world has gone sex mad!

I was at the zoo a few years ago and there was a stupid woman moaning that the zoo had given the pack of hunting dogs half a deer to eat.
She seemed to think it was awful that kids might see this!

I was gobsmacked, she was deadly serious.

Ooh I would say complain to the zoo. Only because I would love to hear that conversation My dog is always licking his dick, the dc survived the trauma.

I saw a baby monkey at Monkeyworld in an incubator....wearing a nappy. Twas the cutest thing ever. It was about the only actual monkey we saw as it was about 30 degrees so they all stayed inside. In hindsight I'm quite glad as we went with my parents. The thought of standing with my DM, who is the most prudish person I've ever met, watching a monkey pleasuring itself makes my blood run cold.
There was a couple whose 3 year old kept repeating 'What's he doooing?' really loudly and they were muttering under their breath at each other 'You tell him', 'No, YOU tell him!'
This thread has ended up being surprisingly entertaining

I am NOT googling monkey and frog...but I can't stand not knowing so

please tell me so I don't have to resort to google

Well you've heard of a fleshlight right?

Think froglight.

The money puts his pee pee in kermit.

Hahaha xD

We once went to the zoo. There were 2 male zebras shagging. The penis was enormous- absolutely enormous. So we had to explain sex, same sex sex and penis size - all in 1 go to my fascinated 4 year old.

How?!! Monkey cocks are a bit bigger than frogs

lookmore I saw the chimps doing that in Fuengirola zoo. Must be a Spanish thing. I've even got photographic evidence. Sicko

I doubt the frog survived to tell the tale.

Sp this video that I won't watch is a snuff froggy porno?
Poor Kermie

need I think it used the frogs mouth. That's the only way I can think of how that would work and I sure as hell ain't googling.

Google "monkey frog love" and the video is there in all its rancid glory

He prised the frog's mouth open.

Shudder.

Lovely...,

I don't think I'll give that a google thank you.

Some people think monkeys are so sweet. They really aren't