To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

AGL. Really? I thought he was rather attractive.

Yes Jess but you're attracted to Anything

Gran is 93 and is sharp tongued, Jim never takes his hat off as he may evict the chatting creatures that live on his bonce. Not sure a wedding is on the cards as yet. Jim did fix.Grans puncture though.

AGL. That's a bit harsh. Cannot help the fact that I have reached my sexual peak/am single at the same time. I am merely keeping my options open.

Jess So you're always perfectly composed around co-op boy?

AGL. I would love to be perfectly composed! Instead, am usually a blushy, perspiring mess. And he's sooooo pretty (drifts off....)

I think the co-ops courgettes are quite small actually. Tell co-op boy to get some biguns Jess

Had anyone got any chocolate? Feeling a bit bored.

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Vanilla I've had chocolate mud pie?

Jess I'm sure he finds you endearing

That's not proper chocolate. That is adulterated chocolate.

Dear Co Op Boy'

Please could you supply some larger courgettes (possibly marrows)? I find the size you stock to be rather unsatisfying.

Also giant-sized chocolate bars for Vanilla.

I will be eternally grateful (and will show you just how grateful I am)

Kind regards,

Jess

Erm honeydew melons are nice co-op boy

AGL. 'endearing' ? That wasn't really what I was going for....

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portia. Naice

Mmmmmmmmmmm

I really want to see a picture of Co-Op boy. Jess, arrange this please!

being. I have stalked glanced at his FB page, but am not sure of the legality of sharing his (adorable) image on here?

I could show a pic of mine?

Oh you mean your new trainers AGB

If it's on a public domain... Or tell us his name and we will stalk look for ourselves.

I have been stalked

I have been stalked

Hmmm. This could well be the end of my shopping at Co Op....

His name is Ben Abbey. He lives in Hayle, Cornwall.

And if his mother sees this..... Well, it was nice knowing you folks.