To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

I am a bad mummy, I turn the monitor off and only pop it on once a week to have a peak if I here a noise or if I think gabe is being naughty in his cot.

Are you going to do the wallpapering as well, Vanilla?

Better

That's tragic Portia. It does feel like autumn now.

legz, I normally don't have to worry. DD is normally a good sleeper but we have to have a monitor because our room is half a mile from DD's room.

I get annoyed because people go out on surf boards when they are warned not to , and then the lifeboats have to risk their lives to save them.Grrrr
Any hooose Jim to the rescue with his yellow helmet

I'd be in heaven. Half a mile. Heaven. Ahhhhhhh

Good god, I've found you all (thank you, mummy).

DS manage to snap ipad cable, which means am using laptop which I can barely type on. This should be fun.

Woohoo to finding us. Sorry about the snapping.

No better the walls need specialist paint to cover up the damp. The wallpaper basically peeled itself off

jess looking forward to the typos!

I know who mummy is now

Ah here you all are!

I am as befuddled as ever but that may be the drugs (prescribed ones, mind).

I am half mn-ing and half watching hockey on TV.

I am intrigued by 297 year old Jim the lifeboat man who paid for Gran's tea.

How did you figure me out??

Portia yes, surfers are a nightmare. I had to shout at some who were surfing in the swim zones. C@&#us

MUMMY are you a curry?

"Gabe" :)

A curry? Nope. I am waiting for a five guys hot dog / Cajun fries and a peanut butter, Oreo and salted caramel milk shake.

I knew it was what but typed want instead!

Hes come to look after me

My unusually named sons. The farming lads.

Here is my eldest 19th century farmer.

Jim and Gran are an item

Can we arrange their wedding? Will the life boat be their horse and carriage? Pasty wedding breakfast and then scones?

He looks like he has a bad skin condition, poor lad :(

Gin gin and him hopefully my luck is in