To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

Ex husbands aren't very nice

I know his Mum Jess

What's she called, Portia?

Benita of course

Is he in a relationship?

I'm lost

being. I wouldn't call it a 'relationship'. It's fairly new have not been stalking him, honest and I'm pretty sure he only posted it to make me jealous. (flounces off).

Ok, just checking I'd found the right person. Not many pictures available. Slightly disappointed by that.

Stick to the courgettes they don't speak or do other things

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How old is he? (If you know)

As usual the thread meandered along without me and then moved on to a new location. I know you are trying to shake me off but I am tagging along anyway 😉 can someone PM me who mummy is please?

I can't find him on my friend's Facebook :(

being. He's, er, younger than my good self.....

Who wanted a navy bridesmaid dress?

Jess he is already dating! Plus how young is he?!? There are pictures of him in school!!! Dearie me Jess.

Jess, is he older than me?

Jet, I've sent you a PM.

Jet I love you. You found my dress!!!!!!!! . Don't tell better but it doesn't even look inferior to the other blue!

I never said I was going to do anything! I just like looking at him!

This is getting rather awkward.

Just catching up, folks :)

Jim and Gran are an item

Aw, how sweet!

Do we have another wedding to organise??!

We know you weren't. I just like to put a name to a face. No judgement from me. Look away my dear.

Can we arrange their wedding? Will the life boat be their horse and carriage? Pasty wedding breakfast and then scones?

Ah! I see it's already underway

We can arrange theirs after Halloween. We need clear focus and attention on my wedding till then.

I would actually like an excuse to wear a dress like that for real plus no-one would realise how enormous my arse and thighs were

Probably not, being, probably not. He's, er, (cringes) 21. But a mature 21. And looks older? (shall I just sidle out and change my username?). Am I going to get reported to MNHQ?

Am going back to Dr Seth.