To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*


*Don't post.

[PortiaCastis]

He should have been at least in touch yesterday for dd

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

Portia we know it wasn't aimed at AGL and its sods law that he posted seconds before you.

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

Portia she's better off without him.

[PortiaCastis]

Take no notice of me
I'll cheer up when Aidy baby comes
AGL I hope I haven't offended you

[VanillaSugar]

RTFT. Blimey.

[Bettercallsaul1]

blue Your identity has been well and truly sussed! I don't want to reveal it in front of all and sundry so will simply observe that it starts with R and ends in Y.

[AverageGayLad]

It's fine Portia

[Bettercallsaul1]

I think Blimey sums up every thread so far, Vanilla!

[VanillaSugar]

I've been doing some stripping today. Just saying.

[Mummyshortlegz]

Ah portia you need a special massage from AT. Lucky dd to have such an awesome mum as you.

[Bettercallsaul1]

I'm sure it relieved the tension of the last couple of days, Vanilla.

[PortiaCastis]

I was right Newquay air sea rescue
m.cornishman.co.uk/cornwall-has-been-warned-to-take-cover-as-it-braces-itself-for-a-summer-storm/story-29634239-detail/story.html

[PortiaCastis]

Ok AGL thanks for flowers my young friend

[PortiaCastis]

AT is on his way.
It's treacherous here, please tell any friends that are coming to Cornwall we are in for a battering and emergency services are all on standby. There are 60 mph winds expected and there have been accidents blocking the A30. As far as I know this warning is for tomorrow morning as well
Just thought would say something as you all may know somebody travelling down.

[PortiaCastis]

Look at first vid
www.mullion-cove.co.uk/webcam/

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

No more NCs please! I had just gotten used to everyone's names and any newcomers!

[VanillaSugar]

That sounds bad for Saturday changeover day.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Last night, DD woke up crying. I, in my dosey state, leaned over and turned the monitor off like it was an alarm. DP: "Being, did you just turn the monitor off?" SHIT! Turn it back on. DD going ballistic now. Oops!

DP is on a night shift tonight. Let hope I am not a crap mummy don't do that again.

[VanillaSugar]

But walls. I have been stripping walls.

[AverageGayLad]

I'm STARVING

[AverageGayLad]

Being

[Bettercallsaul1]

I never name-change, Being - I am eternal and immutable.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

I have NC like 3 times because I got bored/something became relevant but I am pretty happy with this one. Makes me chuckle.

[Bettercallsaul1]

Have you been reading Gina Ford, Being?

[PortiaCastis]

Vanilla It's scary I live very close to the beach and the sea is roaring. Person has drowned in Newquay and the air ambulance has been called out four times. Very unseasonal, God help those who are camping.
More importantly will my wifi stay working?